No Reason Boner Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

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This song is about a problem that I have

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A7 chordA7

Dm7 chordDm7 F7sus2 chordF7sus2
There are three three three kinds of erections
A# chordA#
Some are sexual
Csus chordCsus /Ab
Some occur during periods of nervous tension

Dm7 chordDm7
But there's a mysterious third kind
F7sus2 chordF7sus2
That no one really understands
A# chordA#
It happens when your shlong decides
Csus chordCsus /Ab
To take matters into its own hands

C6 chordC6
No reason boner
Dm7 chordDm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 chordF7sus2 Csus2/Ab chordCsus2/Ab
It baffles scientists
Am chordAm
No reason boner

A7 chordA7

Dm7 chordDm7
This morning I was having breakfast
F7sus2 chordF7sus2
At the Midtown diner
A# chordA#
The bagel was delicious
Csus chordCsus /Ab
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer

Dm7 chordDm7
I got a weird look from the waitress
F7sus2 chordF7sus2
When I asked her for the check
A# chordA#
I looked down and realized
Csus chordCsus /Ab
I was one hundred percent erect

C6 chordC6
No reason boner
Dm7 chordDm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 chordF7sus2 Csus2/Ab chordCsus2/Ab
I like coleslaw but not that much
Am chordAm
No reason boner

A# chordA#
Mailman Hi Welcome to the post office

Danny Thanks I just need to mail this package

Mailman No problem just place it on the scale

Danny Sure thing
B chordB
Oh Oh god I I can't right now

Mailman Why not

Danny I I have to go

I have a uh

doctor's appointment at the dentist's

A7 chordA7

Dm7 chordDm7
Now things are a little awkward
F7sus2 chordF7sus2
Between my mailman and I
A# chordA#
That was not my best lie
Csus chordCsus /Ab
I was just covering up for my

C6 chordC6
No reason boner
Dm7 chordDm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 chordF7sus2 Csus2/Ab chordCsus2/Ab
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
Am chordAm
No reason boner

A# chordA#
Zookeeper Hi Welcome to the zoo

Danny Great I love the zoo

Look at all those monkeys

Zookeeper Actually

those technically aren't monkeys

they're macaques
B chordB
Danny Wow Macaque's really hairy



Danny Uh So what time does the zoo close

Zookeeper About eight o'clock
C chordC
Danny Great That gives me a chance t- Oh god

Oh not not now Not in front of the children
A7 chordA7
Why have you forsaken me lord

Dm7 chordDm7
This is no laughing matter
F7sus2 chordF7sus2
This is not some kind of game
A# chordA#
I can tuck away my Johnson
Csus chordCsus /Ab
But I can never tuck away the shame

Dm7 chordDm7
It can happen anytime
F7sus2 chordF7sus2
It can happen anywhere
A# chordA#
When the Loch Ness Monster
Csus chordCsus /Ab
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

C6 chordC6
No reason boner oh
Dm7 chordDm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 chordF7sus2 Csus2/Ab chordCsus2/Ab
You're ruining my life
Am chordAm F chordF
No reason boner
Am chordAm F chordF
No reason boner
Am chordAm F chordF
No reason boner

F9 chordF9 Am chordAm

Why....?


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