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This song is about a problem that I have

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Frequently

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A7

          Dm7                             F7sus2
There are three three three kinds of erections
           A#
Some are sexual
Csus /Ab
Some occur during periods of nervous tension

    Dm7
But there's a mysterious third kind
      F7sus2
That no one really understands
   A#
It happens when your shlong decides
Csus /Ab
To take matters into its own hands

          C6
No reason boner
          Dm7
No reason boner
   F7sus2        Csus2/Ab
It baffles scientists
          Am
No reason boner

A7

       Dm7
This morning I was having breakfast
F7sus2
At the Midtown diner
    A#
The bagel was delicious
Csus /Ab
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer

        Dm7
I got a weird look from the waitress
       F7sus2
When I asked her for the check
A#
I looked down and realized
Csus /Ab
I was one hundred percent erect

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No reason boner
          Dm7
No reason boner
       F7sus2                 Csus2/Ab
I like coleslaw but not that much
          Am
No reason boner

           A#
Mailman Hi Welcome to the post office

Danny Thanks I just need to mail this package

Mailman No problem just place it on the scale

Danny Sure thing
              B
Oh Oh god I I can't right now

Mailman Why not

Danny I I have to go

I have a uh

doctor's appointment at the dentist's

A7

    Dm7
Now things are a little awkward
        F7sus2
Between my mailman and I
A#
That was not my best lie
Csus /Ab
I was just covering up for my

          C6
No reason boner
          Dm7
No reason boner
             F7sus2                     Csus2/Ab
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
          Am
No reason boner

             A#
Zookeeper Hi Welcome to the zoo

Danny Great I love the zoo

Look at all those monkeys

Zookeeper Actually

those technically aren't monkeys

they're macaques
             B
Danny Wow Macaque's really hairy



Danny Uh So what time does the zoo close

Zookeeper About eight o'clock
        C
Danny Great That gives me a chance t- Oh god

Oh not not now Not in front of the children
                          A7
Why have you forsaken me lord

     Dm7
This is no laughing matter
        F7sus2
This is not some kind of game
      A#
I can tuck away my Johnson
Csus /Ab
But I can never tuck away the shame

       Dm7
It can happen anytime
       F7sus2
It can happen anywhere
A#
When the Loch Ness Monster
Csus /Ab
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

          C6
No reason boner oh
          Dm7
No reason boner
       F7sus2      Csus2/Ab
You're ruining my life
          Am    F
No reason boner
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No reason boner
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No reason boner

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Why....?


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