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This song is about a problem that I have...

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There are three, three, three kinds of erections
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Some are sexual
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Some occur during periods of nervous tension

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But there's a mysterious third kind
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That no one really understands
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It happens when your shlong decides
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To take matters into its own hands

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No reason boner
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It baffles scientists
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This morning I was having breakfast
F7sus2
At the Midtown diner
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The bagel was delicious
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And the coleslaw couldn't be finer

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I got a weird look from the waitress
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When I asked her for the check
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I looked down and realized
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I was one hundred percent erect

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       F7sus2                 Csus2/Ab
I like coleslaw but not that much
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No reason boner

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[Mailman:] Hi! Welcome to the post office.

[Danny:] Thanks! I just need to mail this package.

[Mailman:] No problem, just place it on the scale.

[Danny:] Sure thing!
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Oh! Oh god! I... I can't right now!

[Mailman:] Why not?

[Danny:] I... I have to go.

I have a, uh...

doctor's appointment at the dentist's!

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    Dm7
Now things are a little awkward
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Between my mailman and I
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That was not my best lie
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I was just covering up for my

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          Dm7
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             F7sus2                     Csus2/Ab
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
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[Zookeeper:] Hi! Welcome to the zoo!

[Danny:] Great! I love the zoo!

Look at all those monkeys!

[Zookeeper:] Actually,

those technically aren't monkeys,

they're macaques.
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[Danny:] Wow! Macaque's really hairy.

... ... ... ... ...

[Danny:] Uh... So, what time does the zoo close?

[Zookeeper:] About eight o'clock.
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[Danny:] Great! That gives me a chance t- Oh god.

Oh, not... not now! Not in front of the children!
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Why have you forsaken me, lord!?

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This is no laughing matter
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This is not some kind of game
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I can tuck away my Johnson
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But I can never tuck away the shame

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It can happen anytime
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It can happen anywhere
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When the Loch Ness Monster
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Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

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No reason boner, oh
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No reason boner
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You're ruining my life
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