No Reason Boner Tab por Ninja Sex Party

12 Acordes utilizados en la canción: C6, D, A7, Dm7, F7sus2, A#, Csus2/Ab, Am, B, C, F, F9

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Año:  2011
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4.5
(Intermedio)
Key: desconocidoAcordes
This song is about a problem that I have...

C6 C6 C6 C6 D D D D C6 C6 C6 C6 D D C6 C6 D D

C6 C6 C6 C6 D D D D C6 C6

Frequently

C6 C6 C6 C6 D D D D C6 C6 C6 C6 D D C6 C6 D D

C6 C6 C6 C6 D D D D

A7 A7

Dm7 Dm7 F7sus2 F7sus2
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
A# A#
Some are sexual
Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
Some occur during periods of nervous tension

Dm7 Dm7
But there's a mysterious third kind
F7sus2 F7sus2
That no one really understands
A# A#
It happens when your shlong decides
Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
To take matters into its own hands

C6 C6
No reason boner
Dm7 Dm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 F7sus2 Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
It baffles scientists
Am Am
No reason boner

A7 A7

Dm7 Dm7
This morning I was having breakfast
F7sus2 F7sus2
At the Midtown diner
A# A#
The bagel was delicious
Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer

Dm7 Dm7
I got a weird look from the waitress
F7sus2 F7sus2
When I asked her for the check
A# A#
I looked down and realized
Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
I was one hundred percent erect

C6 C6
No reason boner
Dm7 Dm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 F7sus2 Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
I like coleslaw but not that much
Am Am
No reason boner

A# A#
[Mailman:] Hi! Welcome to the post office.

[Danny:] Thanks! I just need to mail this package.

[Mailman:] No problem, just place it on the scale.

[Danny:] Sure thing!
B B
Oh! Oh god! I... I can't right now!

[Mailman:] Why not?

[Danny:] I... I have to go.

I have a, uh...

doctor's appointment at the dentist's!

A7 A7

Dm7 Dm7
Now things are a little awkward
F7sus2 F7sus2
Between my mailman and I
A# A#
That was not my best lie
Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
I was just covering up for my

C6 C6
No reason boner
Dm7 Dm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 F7sus2 Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
Am Am
No reason boner

A# A#
[Zookeeper:] Hi! Welcome to the zoo!

[Danny:] Great! I love the zoo!

Look at all those monkeys!

[Zookeeper:] Actually,

those technically aren't monkeys,

they're macaques.
B B
[Danny:] Wow! Macaque's really hairy.

... ... ... ... ...

[Danny:] Uh... So, what time does the zoo close?

[Zookeeper:] About eight o'clock.
C C
[Danny:] Great! That gives me a chance t- Oh god.

Oh, not... not now! Not in front of the children!
A7 A7
Why have you forsaken me, lord!?

Dm7 Dm7
This is no laughing matter
F7sus2 F7sus2
This is not some kind of game
A# A#
I can tuck away my Johnson
Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
But I can never tuck away the shame

Dm7 Dm7
It can happen anytime
F7sus2 F7sus2
It can happen anywhere
A# A#
When the Loch Ness Monster
Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air

C6 C6
No reason boner, oh
Dm7 Dm7
No reason boner
F7sus2 F7sus2 Csus2/Ab Csus2/Ab
You're ruining my life
Am Am F F
No reason boner
Am Am F F
No reason boner
Am Am F F
No reason boner

F9 F9 Am Am

Why....?


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Tab por , 24 ene 2019

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