If We Were Gay Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

6 Chords used in the song: Bbm, G#, Db, Eb, F#, F

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Artist: Ninja Sex Party

Album: NSFW

Year: 2011

Difficulty:

5.5

(Intermediate)

Key: unknownChords

[Intro]
Bbm G# Db Eb
Bbm G# Db F#
Bbm G# Db Eb
F# Db G# F

  Bbm               G#
A newborn deer runs through a field
  Db                   Eb
A rainbow shines from heaven
  Bbm                  G#            Db
A child's smile lights up the room
                       F#
As Brian blows a dude

  Bbm                 G#
A star shoots in from outer space
  Db               Eb
A puppy licks its mother
  F#              Db                  G#
A ray of sunlight through the trees
                       F
As Brian licks a sack

Bbm               G#
There would be no sadness
   Db             Eb
If we were super gay
     Bbm           G#
Just unicorns and magic
   Db             F#
If we were super gay

Bbm                G#
We would all be flying
     Db              Eb
On a tasteful pink duvet
           F#       Db
But mostly Brian
                G#     F  
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)

Mostly Brian's gay

Bbm      G#                 Db
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay)
            Eb              Bbm
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh
                 G#          Db              F#
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Bbm                                             G#                                              Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, 
                                          Eb
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Bbm                                             G#                                              Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, 
                                          F#
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!

Bbm                                     G#
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Db                                          Eb
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
             Bbm                              G#
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

Uke tab by LittleVixen, 27 Oct 2016

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WolfzenStuff

(Dover)

i can't wait until Brian's daughter Audrey is older and she gos online and watches the video for this song, and the other ones. She might end up calling her dad "Princess Handjob" for the rest of his life. Good job Brian, you can thank Danny and Arin for designing those videos.

03 Aug 2017

MobbleBlue

**Brian's gay**

30 Dec 2016