Don't Bother Uke tab by Shakira

Chorus: G D Am C Cm
Verse: em C Am C

em                                                                 C
She's got the kind of look that defies gravity.
Am            C
She's the perfect cook, and she's fat-free.
em       
She's been to private school, and she speaks 
Am      
perfect French. She's got her perfect friends,
C
oh, isn't she cool.
emC
She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve.
Am              C
She's more than you deserve, oh she's just far

better than me, hey hey.

G D                      Am          C
So don't bother, I won't die of deception.
G              D                         Am     C     
Promise you won't ever see me cry.
G              D                         Am     C
So don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting.
G              D                          Am     C
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine.
Cm
So don't bother, be unkind.


I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would.
I beat her at that one good, don't you think so?
She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.
I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all.