The Mystic Crystal Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

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( B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 Bm chordBm Bsus2 chordBsus2 )x3
( B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE )x5

B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE
Long ago and far away
B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE
In labyrinths of coral caves
B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE
A chordA mystic crystal was forged in glass
B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE
From magic or some shit like that

G chordG A chordA E chordE
Its powers had been used for good
G chordG A chordA E chordE
And all men lived in brotherhood
G chordG A chordA E chordE
Until The Necromancer came
B chordB
Upon his steed of bones and flame

C chordC G chordG D chordD
His prism eyes with evil gleamed
C chordC G chordG D chordD
He stole the crystal then he screamed
C chordC G chordG D chordD E chordE
“Now gods and men and all between
F chordF C chordC
Shall blow my necromancing shween ”

C chordC G chordG D chordD
The knights and nobles of the land
C chordC G chordG D chordD
Did all they could to stay his hand
C chordC G chordG D chordD E chordE
Yet not a single blow was struck
F chordF C chordC Emaj7 chordEmaj7 Amaj7 chordAmaj7 Emaj7 chordEmaj7 Amaj7 chordAmaj7
Alas For he was strong as fuck

( B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 Bm chordBm Bsus2 chordBsus2 )x3

B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE

B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE
He grabbed The Princess from her throne
B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE
And trapped her in the crystal stone
B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE
The King called in his wizards three
B chordB Bsus4 chordBsus4 G chordG A chordA E chordE
And begged them brokenheartedly

G chordG A chordA E chordE
“Search the forests search the seas
G chordG A chordA E chordE
Search time and all realities
G chordG A chordA E chordE
Two champions are what I need
B chordB
To bring my daughter back to me ”

C chordC G chordG D chordD
“Yes my king it shall be done”
C chordC G chordG D chordD
The wizards said and so begun
C chordC G chordG D chordD E chordE
A chordA wondrous spell that soon would find
F chordF C chordC
The greatest men in space and time

C chordC G chordG D chordD
And that’s where our story begins
C chordC G chordG D chordD
And Danny and Brian come in
C chordC G chordG D chordD E chordE
There is no quest from which they’d flee
F chordF C chordC Emaj7 chordEmaj7 Amaj7 chordAmaj7 Emaj7 chordEmaj7 Amaj7 chordAmaj7
But right now they’re in New Jersey

D chordD
Hey Ninja Brian

is that a mystic space portal behind you

OH SHIT

Em chordEm D chordD G chordG C chordC Am chordAm G chordG D chordD

Em chordEm D chordD G chordG C chordC
We woke up in a foreign land
Am chordAm G chordG D chordD
Inside a castle oh so grand
Em chordEm D chordD G chordG E chordE
And there atop a throne of gold
Am chordAm G chordG D chordD
Arose The King so gross and old


King:
Bm chordBm C chordC
I’ve called you from the great beyond
Bm chordBm C chordC D chordD
To save my daughter hot and blonde
Em chordEm D chordD G chordG E chordE
You’ve sailed across the sky and stars
Am chordAm G chordG D chordD F# chordF#
The gods have brought you here unharmed

B chordB
Danny:
E chordE
Actually your majesty
G chordG
you just sucked us through dimensions
A chordA
of space and time and I’ve gotta be completely

honest with you…
B chordB
My arms are broken
E chordE
And I don’t know why my chest is smoking


King:
G chordG
I will heal you with my staff
A chordA
I’m sure we’ll look back on this and laugh
B chordB E chordE
Now GO Ride toward the sun atop these noble steeds
G chordG
You’re our spandex heroes now
A chordA
Fulfill your destinies

B chordB E chordE
And so We turned and rode beyond the castle walls
G chordG
With shining codpiece armor
A chordA B chordB E chordE G chordG A chordA B chordB E chordE G chordG A chordA
that doth cradled our chivalrous balls

G chordG D chordD A chordA

The sky grew dark and the road was narrow

C chordC G chordG D chordD

But I knew we'd never be led astray

G chordG D chordD A chordA

For Brian brought his magic arrows

C chordC G chordG D chordD

They were blessed to light our righteous way


( D chordD Dsus4 chordDsus4 Dm chordDm Dsus2 chordDsus2 )x4
*stabs*

AAAAAAARGHH!!!

Brian Do you think you could please warn me

before you're about to light our righteous way

stabs stabs stabs

OH GOD

Alright fine Whatever man

LET'S RIDE

Em chordEm D chordD Em chordEm D chordD Em chordEm D chordD C chordC G chordG A chordA B chordB

E chordE D chordD
The trees were twisted the air was thick
A chordA C chordC D chordD
Twas clear his domain was as evil as dick
E chordE D chordD
We passed through the gloom of the Forest of Fear
A chordA C chordC D chordD E chordE
Then the Pits of Disgust and the Dark Swamp of Tears

D chordD
Then off in the distance so clear
A chordA C chordC D chordD
The cold gray peak of Mt Nasty appeared
E chordE D chordD
Past the Fields of Annoyance and Dragon Barf Junction
A chordA C chordC D chordD E chordE D chordD A chordA
And the treacherous Cliffs of Erectile Dysfunction

C chordC D chordD E chordE D chordD
Now Brian has erectile dysfunction
A chordA
…only Brian though

I know It’s weird

C chordC D chordD

E chordE D chordD
We arrived at the evil one’s hall
A chordA C chordC D chordD
And dismounted our trusty steeds with resolve
E chordE D chordD
We hugged them goodbye and promised we’d never quit
A chordA C chordC D chordD E chordE
Then they ran straight away for they gave not a shit

D chordD
Moonlight rose over the door
A chordA C chordC D chordD E chordE
Lit all the jewels and the skulls on the floor
D chordD
We felt no terror as we entered the cave
A chordA C chordC D chordD A chordA
Unless the bells of doom tolled We knew we'd be safe
C chordC D chordD A chordA
We knew we'd be safe
C chordC D chordD n.c
We knew we'd be sa


bell rings


Oh fuck…

D#m chordD#m

C# chordC# F# chordF#
Colored gemstones lit up the wall
C# chordC#
They formed a rainbow trail
D#m chordD#m
Up to a giant waterfall

D#m chordD#m F# chordF#
And there the Necromancer grinned
C# chordC#
The Princess stood frozen
G#m chordG#m
Yet still so hot beside him Damn

D#m chordD#m F# chordF#
Then I heard a voice in my mind
D#m chordD#m C# chordC#
Twas The Princess
A#m chordA#m D#m chordD#m
She said “Danny your heart is kind
D#m chordD#m
Only light can stop dark ”

F# chordF#
I knew what she spoke of…
C# chordC#
To defeat The Necromancer
B chordB
I had to use love

D#m chordD#m F# chordF# C# chordC#

G#m chordG#m
“Stand back Brian I’m going to hug him ”

D#m chordD#m
He immediately shattered both my legs

And threw me across the room
F# chordF#
“I prob’ly should brought some weapons”

I thought as I flew

C# chordC#
Then Ninja Brian picked me up

Because he’s a good friend
B chordB
Then he used my body like a club

To beat our enemy to death

Em chordEm
I should have been in more pain

Than could ever be spoken
G chordG
Luckily I felt nothing

Because my back was totes broken

D chordD
Oh the Necromancer was dead

And the crystal broke in three
C chordC
I looked up into the light and saw
B chordB
The Princess was now free


“Brian she’s so beautiful Roll me to her ”

C chordC G chordG D chordD
We journeyed gladly toward The King
C chordC G chordG D chordD
His lands now green with the life of spring
C chordC G chordG D chordD E chordE
He leapt up and wept at the sight
F chordF C chordC
Of his girl as she carried me through the night

C chordC G chordG D chordD
“Heal this man wizards ” He cried with delight
n.c C chordC G chordG D chordD
Which they did Goddamn they keep their magic game tight
C chordC G chordG D chordD
But sadly it was time to leave
C chordC G chordG D chordD E chordE
So the king said “Fix Brian’s E chordE D chordD
F chordF C chordC Emaj7 chordEmaj7 Amaj7 chordAmaj7 Emaj7 chordEmaj7 Amaj7 chordAmaj7 D6 chordD6 D chordD
And hooray for Ninja Sex Party”


Bm chordBm
“Look Ninja Brian The Portal back home is opening ”

( C# chordC# D#m chordD#m F# chordF# )x2

C# chordC# Fm chordFm A#m chordA#m B chordB A#m chordA#m
Now fare thee well it seems that our journey is at an end
C# chordC# Fm chordFm A#m chordA#m B chordB G# chordG#
We will be here if you should ever need our help again
C# chordC# Fm chordFm A#m chordA#m B chordB F# chordF#
We walked away but stopped and turned before we took our last step
C# chordC# Fm chordFm A#m chordA#m B chordB A#m chordA#m
Brian killed a guy real quick to make sure he maintained his rep

C# chordC# Fm chordFm
We all have our battles to fight
A#m chordA#m B chordB G# chordG#
And a crystal cage to break through in our lives
C# chordC# Fm chordFm
But when hope is gone
A#m chordA#m B chordB F# chordF#
We will be there to help you rock the fuck on

C# chordC# B chordB F# chordF# C# chordC#

 

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