The Mystic Crystal Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

25 Chords used in the song: B, Bsus4, Bm, Bsus2, G, A, E, C, D, F, Emaj7, Amaj7, Em, Am, F#, Dsus4, Dm, Dsus2, D#m, C#, G#m, A#m, D6, Fm, G#

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5.1
(Intermediate)
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( B B Bsus4 Bsus4 Bm Bm Bsus2 Bsus2 )x3
( B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E )x5

B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E
Long ago and far away
B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E
In labyrinths of coral caves
B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E
A A mystic crystal was forged in glass
B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E
From magic or some shit like that

G G A A E E
Its powers had been used for good
G G A A E E
And all men lived in brotherhood
G G A A E E
Until The Necromancer came
B B
Upon his steed of bones and flame

C C G G D D
His prism eyes with evil gleamed
C C G G D D
He stole the crystal, then he screamed
C C G G D D E E
“Now gods and men and all between
F F C C
Shall blow my necromancing shween!”

C C G G D D
The knights and nobles of the land
C C G G D D
Did all they could to stay his hand
C C G G D D E E
Yet not a single blow was struck
F F C C Emaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7 Amaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7 Amaj7
Alas! For he was strong as fuck

( B B Bsus4 Bsus4 Bm Bm Bsus2 Bsus2 )x3

B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E

B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E
He grabbed The Princess from her throne
B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E
And trapped her in the crystal stone
B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E
The King called in his wizards three
B B Bsus4 Bsus4 G G A A E E
And begged them brokenheartedly

G G A A E E
“Search the forests, search the seas
G G A A E E
Search time and all realities
G G A A E E
Two champions are what I need
B B
To bring my daughter back to me!”

C C G G D D
“Yes, my king, it shall be done”
C C G G D D
The wizards said, and so begun
C C G G D D E E
A A wondrous spell that soon would find
F F C C
The greatest men in space and time

C C G G D D
And that’s where our story begins
C C G G D D
And Danny and Brian come in
C C G G D D E E
There is no quest from which they’d flee
F F C C Emaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7 Amaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7 Amaj7
But right now they’re in New Jersey

D D
Hey Ninja Brian,

is that a mystic space portal behind you?

OH SHIT!!!

Em Em D D G G C C Am Am G G D D

Em Em D D G G C C
We woke up in a foreign land
Am Am G G D D
Inside a castle, oh so grand
Em Em D D G G E E
And there atop a throne of gold
Am Am G G D D
Arose The King, so gross and old


King:
Bm Bm C C
I’ve called you from the great beyond
Bm Bm C C D D
To save my daughter, hot and blonde
Em Em D D G G E E
You’ve sailed across the sky and stars
Am Am G G D D F# F#
The gods have brought you here unharmed

B B
Danny:
E E
Actually your majesty,
G G
you just sucked us through 26 dimensions
A A
of space and time and I’ve gotta be completely

honest with you…
B B
My arms are broken
E E
And I don’t know why my chest is smoking


King:
G G
I will heal you with my staff
A A
I’m sure we’ll look back on this and laugh
B B E E
Now GO! Ride toward the sun atop these noble steeds
G G
You’re our spandex heroes now
A A
Fulfill your destinies

B B E E
And so! We turned and rode beyond the castle walls
G G
With shining codpiece armor
A A B B E E G G A A B B E E G G A A
that doth cradled our chivalrous balls

G G D D A A

The sky grew dark and the road was narrow

C C G G D D

But I knew we'd never be led astray

G G D D A A

For Brian brought his magic arrows

C C G G D D

They were blessed to light our righteous way


( D D Dsus4 Dsus4 Dm Dm Dsus2 Dsus2 )x4
*stabs*

AAAAAAARGHH!!!

Brian! Do you think you could please warn me

before you're about to light our righteous way?

*stabs* *stabs* *stabs*

OH GOD!!!

Alright, fine! Whatever, man!

LET'S RIDE!!!

Em Em D D Em Em D D Em Em D D C C G G A A B B

E E D D
The trees were twisted the air was thick
A A C C D D
Twas clear his domain was as evil as dick
E E D D
We passed through the gloom of the Forest of Fear
A A C C D D E E
Then the Pits of Disgust, and the Dark Swamp of Tears

D D
Then off in the distance so clear
A A C C D D
The cold gray peak of Mt. Nasty appeared
E E D D
Past the Fields of Annoyance, and Dragon Barf Junction
A A C C D D E E D D A A
And the treacherous Cliffs of Erectile Dysfunction

C C D D E E D D
Now Brian has erectile dysfunction
A A
…only Brian though.

(I know. It’s weird.)

C C D D

E E D D
We arrived at the evil one’s hall
A A C C D D
And dismounted our trusty steeds with resolve
E E D D
We hugged them goodbye and promised we’d never quit
A A C C D D E E
Then they ran straight away, for they gave not a shit

D D
Moonlight rose over the door
A A C C D D E E
Lit all the jewels and the skulls on the floor
D D
We felt no terror as we entered the cave
A A C C D D A A
Unless the bells of doom tolled We knew we'd be safe
C C D D A A
We knew we'd be safe
C C D D n.c
We knew we'd be sa-


::bell rings::


Oh fuck…

D#m D#m

C# C# F# F#
Colored gemstones lit up the wall
C# C#
They formed a rainbow trail
D#m D#m
Up to a giant waterfall

D#m D#m F# F#
And there the Necromancer grinned
C# C#
The Princess stood frozen
G#m G#m
Yet still so hot beside him (Damn!)

D#m D#m F# F#
Then I heard a voice in my mind
D#m D#m C# C#
Twas The Princess!
A#m A#m D#m D#m
She said “Danny, your heart is kind.
D#m D#m
Only light can stop dark!”

F# F#
I knew what she spoke of…
C# C#
To defeat The Necromancer
B B
I had to use love!

D#m D#m F# F# C# C#

G#m G#m
“Stand back, Brian. I’m going to hug him!”

D#m D#m
He immediately shattered both my legs

And threw me across the room
F# F#
“I prob’ly should brought some weapons”

I thought as I flew

C# C#
Then Ninja Brian picked me up

Because he’s a good friend
B B
Then he used my body like a club

To beat our enemy to death

Em Em
I should have been in more pain

Than could ever be spoken
G G
Luckily, I felt nothing

Because my back was totes broken!

D D
Oh, the Necromancer was dead

And the crystal broke in three
C C
I looked up into the light and saw
B B
The Princess was now free!


“Brian she’s so beautiful! Roll me to her!!!”

C C G G D D
We journeyed gladly toward The King
C C G G D D
His lands now green with the life of spring
C C G G D D E E
He leapt up and wept at the sight
F F C C
Of his girl as she carried me through the night

C C G G D D
“Heal this man, wizards!” He cried with delight
n.c C C G G D D
Which they did. Goddamn, they keep their magic game tight
C C G G D D
But sadly it was time to leave
C C G G D D E E
So the king said “Fix Brian’s E E.D.
F F C C Emaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7 Amaj7 Emaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7 Amaj7 D6 D6 D D
And hooray for Ninja Sex Party”


Bm Bm
“Look Ninja Brian. The Portal back home is opening!”

( C# C# D#m D#m F# F# )x2

C# C# Fm Fm A#m A#m B B A#m A#m
Now fare thee well, it seems that our journey is at an end
C# C# Fm Fm A#m A#m B B G# G#
We will be here, if you should ever need our help again
C# C# Fm Fm A#m A#m B B F# F#
We walked away but stopped and turned before we took our last step
C# C# Fm Fm A#m A#m B B A#m A#m
Brian killed a guy real quick to make sure he maintained his rep

C# C# Fm Fm
We all have our battles to fight
A#m A#m B B G# G#
And a crystal cage to break through in our lives
C# C# Fm Fm
But when hope is gone
A#m A#m B B F# F#
We will be there to help you rock the fuck on

C# C# B B F# F# C# C#

Uke tab by , 29 Apr 2020

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