25 Im Lied verwendete Ukulelengriffe: B, Bsus4, Bm, Bsus2, G, A, E, C, D, F, Emaj7, Amaj7, Em, Am, F#, Dsus4, Dm, Dsus2, D#m, C#, G#m, A#m, D6, Fm, G#
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Transpose chords:
( B Bsus4 Bm Bsus2 )x3
( B Bsus4 G A E )x5
B Bsus4 G A E
Long ago and far away
B Bsus4 G A E
In labyrinths of coral caves
B Bsus4 G A E
A mystic crystal was forged in glass
B Bsus4 G A E
From magic or some shit like that
G A E
Its powers had been used for good
G A E
And all men lived in brotherhood
G A E
Until The Necromancer came
B
Upon his steed of bones and flame
C G D
His prism eyes with evil gleamed
C G D
He stole the crystal, then he screamed
C G D E
“Now gods and men and all between
F C
Shall blow my necromancing shween!”
C G D
The knights and nobles of the land
C G D
Did all they could to stay his hand
C G D E
Yet not a single blow was struck
F C Emaj7 Amaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7
Alas! For he was strong as fuck
( B Bsus4 Bm Bsus2 )x3
B Bsus4 G A E
B Bsus4 G A E
He grabbed The Princess from her throne
B Bsus4 G A E
And trapped her in the crystal stone
B Bsus4 G A E
The King called in his wizards three
B Bsus4 G A E
And begged them brokenheartedly
G A E
“Search the forests, search the seas
G A E
Search time and all realities
G A E
Two champions are what I need
B
To bring my daughter back to me!”
C G D
“Yes, my king, it shall be done”
C G D
The wizards said, and so begun
C G D E
A wondrous spell that soon would find
F C
The greatest men in space and time
C G D
And that’s where our story begins
C G D
And Danny and Brian come in
C G D E
There is no quest from which they’d flee
F C Emaj7 Amaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7
But right now they’re in New Jersey
D
Hey Ninja Brian,
is that a mystic space portal behind you?
OH SHIT!!!
Em D G C Am G D
Em D G C
We woke up in a foreign land
Am G D
Inside a castle, oh so grand
Em D G E
And there atop a throne of gold
Am G D
Arose The King, so gross and old
King:
Bm C
I’ve called you from the great beyond
Bm C D
To save my daughter, hot and blonde
Em D G E
You’ve sailed across the sky and stars
Am G D F#
The gods have brought you here unharmed
B
Danny:
E
Actually your majesty,
G
you just sucked us through 26 dimensions
A
of space and time and I’ve gotta be completely
honest with you…
B
My arms are broken
E
And I don’t know why my chest is smoking
King:
G
I will heal you with my staff
A
I’m sure we’ll look back on this and laugh
B E
Now GO! Ride toward the sun atop these noble steeds
G
You’re our spandex heroes now
A
Fulfill your destinies
B E
And so! We turned and rode beyond the castle walls
G
With shining codpiece armor
A B E G A B E G A
that doth cradled our chivalrous balls
G D A
The sky grew dark and the road was narrow
C G D
But I knew we'd never be led astray
G D A
For Brian brought his magic arrows
C G D
They were blessed to light our righteous way
( D Dsus4 Dm Dsus2 )x4
*stabs*
AAAAAAARGHH!!!
Brian! Do you think you could please warn me
before you're about to light our righteous way?
*stabs* *stabs* *stabs*
OH GOD!!!
Alright, fine! Whatever, man!
LET'S RIDE!!!
Em D Em D Em D C G A B
E D
The trees were twisted the air was thick
A C D
Twas clear his domain was as evil as dick
E D
We passed through the gloom of the Forest of Fear
A C D E
Then the Pits of Disgust, and the Dark Swamp of Tears
D
Then off in the distance so clear
A C D
The cold gray peak of Mt. Nasty appeared
E D
Past the Fields of Annoyance, and Dragon Barf Junction
A C D E D A
And the treacherous Cliffs of Erectile Dysfunction
C D E D
Now Brian has erectile dysfunction
A
…only Brian though.
(I know. It’s weird.)
C D
E D
We arrived at the evil one’s hall
A C D
And dismounted our trusty steeds with resolve
E D
We hugged them goodbye and promised we’d never quit
A C D E
Then they ran straight away, for they gave not a shit
D
Moonlight rose over the door
A C D E
Lit all the jewels and the skulls on the floor
D
We felt no terror as we entered the cave
A C D A
Unless the bells of doom tolled We knew we'd be safe
C D A
We knew we'd be safe
C D n.c
We knew we'd be sa-
::bell rings::
Oh fuck…
D#m
C# F#
Colored gemstones lit up the wall
C#
They formed a rainbow trail
D#m
Up to a giant waterfall
D#m F#
And there the Necromancer grinned
C#
The Princess stood frozen
G#m
Yet still so hot beside him (Damn!)
D#m F#
Then I heard a voice in my mind
D#m C#
Twas The Princess!
A#m D#m
She said “Danny, your heart is kind.
D#m
Only light can stop dark!”
F#
I knew what she spoke of…
C#
To defeat The Necromancer
B
I had to use love!
D#m F# C#
G#m
“Stand back, Brian. I’m going to hug him!”
D#m
He immediately shattered both my legs
And threw me across the room
F#
“I prob’ly should brought some weapons”
I thought as I flew
C#
Then Ninja Brian picked me up
Because he’s a good friend
B
Then he used my body like a club
To beat our enemy to death
Em
I should have been in more pain
Than could ever be spoken
G
Luckily, I felt nothing
Because my back was totes broken!
D
Oh, the Necromancer was dead
And the crystal broke in three
C
I looked up into the light and saw
B
The Princess was now free!
“Brian she’s so beautiful! Roll me to her!!!”
C G D
We journeyed gladly toward The King
C G D
His lands now green with the life of spring
C G D E
He leapt up and wept at the sight
F C
Of his girl as she carried me through the night
C G D
“Heal this man, wizards!” He cried with delight
n.c C G D
Which they did. Goddamn, they keep their magic game tight
C G D
But sadly it was time to leave
C G D E
So the king said “Fix Brian’s E.D.
F C Emaj7 Amaj7 Emaj7 Amaj7 D6 D
And hooray for Ninja Sex Party”
Bm
“Look Ninja Brian. The Portal back home is opening!”
( C# D#m F# )x2
C# Fm A#m B A#m
Now fare thee well, it seems that our journey is at an end
C# Fm A#m B G#
We will be here, if you should ever need our help again
C# Fm A#m B F#
We walked away but stopped and turned before we took our last step
C# Fm A#m B A#m
Brian killed a guy real quick to make sure he maintained his rep
C# Fm
We all have our battles to fight
A#m B G#
And a crystal cage to break through in our lives
C# Fm
But when hope is gone
A#m B F#
We will be there to help you rock the fuck on
C# B F# C#
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