Father Uke tab by Hobo Johnson

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E E  G#m G#m                          F# F#
Hi, uh-uhhh, what's up? My name's Frank
B B
Uh Hobo Johnson I hope you like this song
E E G#m G#m F# F# B B
I made it up for my dad, it's for you, Dad, hey

E E
My dad taught me 'bout
G#m G#m
The story 'bout the birds and the bees
F# F#
When the bees turn into wasps and take half of everything
E E
He sounded sure
F#7 F#7
That a bird doesn't need a full nest
B7 B7
But a bed for our bird heads to rest
E E G#m G#m
He told me son you'll never dunk (WHAT?)
F# F# B7 B7
It's family tradition basketball is not for us
E E G# G#
Our legs just aren't that springy
F# F#
My great great uncle almost did but he didn't
E E
He told me son beware
G# G# F# F#
Of the monsters that roam the depths of your head
B B E E
Sometimes they'll make you real sad or
F# F#
Or real real mad, or real real jealous and
B B
That's real real bad, boy breathe
E E G#m G#m F# F# B B
Nicotine until you fall asleep like all of our family, breathe
E E G#m G#m
Nicotine until you fall asleep
F#m F#m E E
Like all of our family, like all of our family, like

B B
I'm the new Will Smith
E E
I'm-I'm Will Smith mixed with Michael Cera

I'm Will Smith, Michael Cera
B B
Kevin Spacey

Michael Cera

E E
My father's married to a shape shifting monster
G#m G#m
Who can sometimes take the form
F#m F#m
Of a really really really nice woman
E E
And although that seems super fucking frightening
G#m G#m F# F#
Sometimes this scary monster makes

A A really really great vanilla pudding, he has courage
E E G#m G#m
But sometimes your courage isn't quite the kryptonite
F# F# B7 B7
As the monster runs rampant through the house
E E G#m G#m
Sometimes your courage makes you feel strong
F# F#
But it seems as if the monster eats your muscles all along
E E G#m G#m
Fucking pickin out your self respect right out it's scary teeth
F# F#
Her breath smells like pride of self
B B
And other men she used to meet
E E
And the monster doesn't sleep just schemes and fiends

On the next tasty meal it gets to eat
G#m G#m
It gets to eat, it gets to eat

F# F#
I'm the new Will Smith
B B
I'm mixed with Kevin Spacy
G#m G#m F# F# B B
I'm the new Will Smith, Kevin Spacey, Michael Cera
What the fuck

 

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hobojess avatar
Doesn't sound quite right! :)
08 Nov 2019
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