Father Uke tab by Hobo Johnson

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E chordE G#m chordG#m F# chordF#
Hi uh-uhhh what's up My name's Frank
B chordB
Uh Hobo Johnson I hope you like this song
E chordE G#m chordG#m F# chordF# B chordB
I made it up for my dad it's for you Dad hey

E chordE
My dad taught me 'bout
G#m chordG#m
The story 'bout the birds and the bees
F# chordF#
When the bees turn into wasps and take half of everything
E chordE
He sounded sure
F#7 chordF#7
That a bird doesn't need a full nest
B7 chordB7
But a bed for our bird heads to rest
E chordE G#m chordG#m
He told me son you'll never dunk WHAT
F# chordF# B7 chordB7
It's family tradition basketball is not for us
E chordE G# chordG#
Our legs just aren't that springy
F# chordF#
My great great uncle almost did but he didn't
E chordE
He told me son beware
G# chordG# F# chordF#
Of the monsters that roam the depths of your head
B chordB E chordE
Sometimes they'll make you real sad or
F# chordF#
Or real real mad or real real jealous and
B chordB
That's real real bad boy breathe
E chordE G#m chordG#m F# chordF# B chordB
Nicotine until you fall asleep like all of our family breathe
E chordE G#m chordG#m
Nicotine until you fall asleep
F#m chordF#m E chordE
Like all of our family like all of our family like

B chordB
I'm the new Will Smith
E chordE
I'm-I'm Will Smith mixed with Michael Cera

I'm Will Smith Michael Cera
B chordB
Kevin Spacey

Michael Cera

E chordE
My father's married to a shape shifting monster
G#m chordG#m
Who can sometimes take the form
F#m chordF#m
Of a really really really nice woman
E chordE
And although that seems super fucking frightening
G#m chordG#m F# chordF#
Sometimes this scary monster makes

A chordA really really great vanilla pudding he has courage
E chordE G#m chordG#m
But sometimes your courage isn't quite the kryptonite
F# chordF# B7 chordB7
As the monster runs rampant through the house
E chordE G#m chordG#m
Sometimes your courage makes you feel strong
F# chordF#
But it seems as if the monster eats your muscles all along
E chordE G#m chordG#m
Fucking pickin out your self respect right out it's scary teeth
F# chordF#
Her breath smells like pride of self
B chordB
And other men she used to meet
E chordE
And the monster doesn't sleep just schemes and fiends

On the next tasty meal it gets to eat
G#m chordG#m
It gets to eat it gets to eat

F# chordF#
I'm the new Will Smith
B chordB
I'm mixed with Kevin Spacy
G#m chordG#m F# chordF# B chordB
I'm the new Will Smith Kevin Spacey Michael Cera
What the fuck

 

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hobojess avatar
Doesn't sound quite right! :)
08 Nov 2019
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