Father Tabulatur von Hobo Johnson

E  G#m                          F#
Hi, uh-uhhh, what's up? My name's Frank
            B
Uh Hobo Johnson I hope you like this song
  E          G#m                      F#      B
I made it up for my dad, it's for you, Dad, hey

   E
My dad taught me 'bout
                    G#m
The story 'bout the birds and the bees
               F#
When the bees turn into wasps and take half of everything
           E
He sounded sure
                                F#7
That a bird doesn't need a full nest
                  B7
But a bed for our bird heads to rest
               E                  G#m
He told me son you'll never dunk (WHAT?)
               F#                       B7
It's family tradition basketball is not for us
    E                     G#
Our legs just aren't that springy
               F#
My great great uncle almost did but he didn't
                 E
He told me son beware
   G#                                        F#
Of the monsters that roam the depths of your head
B                               E
Sometimes they'll make you real sad or
                               F#
Or real real mad, or real real jealous and
                 B
That's real real bad, boy breathe
E                  G#m                     F#    B
Nicotine until you fall asleep like all of our family, breathe
E                   G#m
Nicotine until you fall asleep
     F#m                                            E
Like all of our family, like all of our family, like

B
I'm the new Will Smith
        E
I'm-I'm Will Smith mixed with Michael Cera

I'm Will Smith, Michael Cera
B
Kevin Spacey

Michael Cera

                        E
My father's married to a shape shifting monster
    G#m
Who can sometimes take the form
    F#m
Of a really really really nice woman
                           E
And although that seems super fucking frightening
    G#m                      F#
Sometimes this scary monster makes

A really really great vanilla pudding, he has courage
        E                                  G#m
But sometimes your courage isn't quite the kryptonite
       F#                               B7
As the monster runs rampant through the house
    E                                G#m
Sometimes your courage makes you feel strong
                       F#
But it seems as if the monster eats your muscles all along
                             E                            G#m
Fucking pickin out your self respect right out it's scary teeth
            F#
Her breath smells like pride of self
          B
And other men she used to meet
        E
And the monster doesn't sleep just schemes and fiends

On the next tasty meal it gets to eat
                           G#m
It gets to eat, it gets to eat

                 F#
I'm the new Will Smith
B
I'm mixed with Kevin Spacy
G#m                                                  F#  B
I'm the new Will Smith, Kevin Spacey, Michael Cera
What the fuck