Romeo and Juliet Uke tab by Hobo Johnson

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It feels so good
A chordA Am chordAm
Oh that's my shit right there

That's the ticket

Give me the ticket

Give it to me baby

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I'm too emotional

Good luck to my future wives

And their future lives without me

You guys will do great
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I'm sure that I've prepared you for every guy you'll date

And every guy you'll marry
G chordG
And every guy you'll hate

It's the lullabies I sang out of tune

That's probably what did it
Am chordAm
Or my twin size mattress that I had since I was seven
Bm chordBm
That we have to sleep on whenever she spends the night

And if she falls off again she'll find another guy to like

G chordG
We're just Romeo Juliet
Bm chordBm
But getting drunk and eating
G chordG
But just to ease the stress

But soft what light through yonder window breaks

It is the east but Juliet just puked off the balcony
G chordG
How romantic

Gm chordGm
Nothing like getting drunk and getting manic

On a motherfucking Monday I
G chordG
I brush the bangs behind her lovely little ear

As she describes in detail how the end is truly near
G chordG
Wow and I'm sure that we can do this for forever
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Or until we drink the poison 'cause she sees some cloudy weather
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As Rosaline lies in bed seething wide awake
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Because a burning love for Juliet only took a day

And if Romeo and Juliet continued to be married

Then there's half of a chance

That their kids would get embarrassed

When all the kids at school all talk about their parents
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And Romeo Jr has to say they're not together
G chordG
And Junior will dream of the day when he's a man

And what he'll do to avoid that fifty percent chance

Of his kids feeling the way he feels

He'll probably just stick with the Netflix and chill


Dear Shakespeare

Could you write a happy ending please

Could you write a happy ending please

We just deserve a happy ending please please
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And every sting from every teardrop
D chordD
From every ring at every pawn shop

I'm not missing both my Christmas'

Though family would be nice

In my dreams my kids are happy

And I know that they won't mind
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One Christmas

Just one Christmas

Just one Christmas

Just one Christmas


But dear mom
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Conversations from a couch haven't ever felt the same

Since you looked Dad in the eye

And you told him that things are about to change

My mom was made from Adam's rib

And the marriage went south

When the snake came back and asked my mother out to dinner

And my dad found out and asked my mom what that's about

And she said Oh it's nothing

For dad loves to shout really loud

Loud enough to knock the lamps and dressers to the ground

In my memory I can hear

Chopin's nocturnes playing in the background
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A chordA slow trainwreck you'll close your eyes
But forever hear the sound and boy it's tough
Cause that's the sound of people falling out of love

 

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