I Would Never (have Sex With You) Uke tab by Garfunkel And Oates

6 Chords used in the song: F, Ddim, G, Am, E7, C

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Year:  2012
Difficulty: 
3.17
(Beginner)
Key: AmChords and Tablature
F F
Remember the time we went out to dinner
You and I alone
Ddim Ddim
We ate some French fries
F F
Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to the movies
Laughed so hard we cried
Ddim Ddim
And then we ate more French fries
F F
Let's do it again

Ddim Ddim (pause) F F
'Cause I really like you as a friend
Ddim Ddim (pause) F F
But there are things I can't pretend
Ddim Ddim (pause) F F
Know I would love you 'til the end

C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|
G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am

But there is just one problem (problem, problem)

E7 E7 F F
I would never have sex with you
E7 E7 F F
Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
E7 E7 F F
I already would have shown my boobs to you

C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|
G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am

But that will never happen

F F
Remember the time we stayed up all night talking
Let our secrets out
Ddim Ddim
Until the sunshine
F F
Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters
Dance dance revolutioned
Ddim Ddim
'Til we won a keychain
F F
Let's do it again

Ddim Ddim F F
This shouldn't come as a surprise
Ddim Ddim F F
You should've seen it in my eyes
Ddim Ddim F F
I kinda like some other guy

C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|
G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am

But there's a bigger problem

E7 E7 F F
I would never have sex with you
E7 E7 F F
Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
E7 E7 F F
I already would have gone down on you (Kate: You would have liked it!)

C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|
G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am

But that will never happen


E |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----000--|
C |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-----000--|
G |-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-1-----111--|

No amount of alcohol
Could change my mind at all

E |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
C |-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-| E7
G |-2-2-2-2-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-|("bye")

Our lips will never touch
So kiss that thought goodbye

E7 E7 F F
I would never have sex with you
E7 E7 F F
Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to
E7 E7 F F (pause)
I already would have held hands with you

C |-0---0---0---0---0--0--|
G |-1---2---4---5---4--2--| Am

But that will never happen

Uke tab by , 27 Feb 2014

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