I Don't Know Who You Are Uke tab by Garfunkel And Oates

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You say hello
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And I say hello back
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You say it's nice to
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See me again crap
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This conversation just keeps going
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Want to get through this without you knowing
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You can see it in my eyes
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My calculating bullshit lies
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You look at me so appalled
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'cause I don't recognize you at all

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Now am I an asshole
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Or are you just boring?
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'Cause one of these two things must be true
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Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly cunty
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Or is there just nothing memorable about you?
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Well even if I'm arrogant and totally suck
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I'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're bland as fuck.

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I don't know who you are
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I don't have a freaking clue
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So get a catchphrase, get an accent
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Fuck your face up with a tattoo
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Okay, so fine, so now you know
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That I don't know, so there you go
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That you don't even look a little familiar to me
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And I blame you
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I blame you

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I'm willing to bet
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This happens to you a lot
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This can't be the first
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Blank stare that you've got

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You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage
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You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage
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You're camouflage on camouflage
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You're a dumb white guy on entourage
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You've chosen no form of expression
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Yet expect to make an impression

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Now am I a shithead
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Or are you just blugh?
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Hey I think that question is pretty fair
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You're looking at me like I discovered Alaska
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But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care
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You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag
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So fix the situation or wear a name tag


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I don't know who you are
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Not even a little bit
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Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid
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To make people give a shit
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Okay, so fine, so now you know
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That I don't know, so there you go
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That you don't even look a little familiar to me
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And I blame you
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I blame you


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I blame you
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I blame you