I Would Never (have Sex With You) Tab uke di Garfunkel And Oates

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Remember the time we went out to dinner
You and I alone
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We ate some French fries
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Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to the movies
Laughed so hard we cried
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And then we ate more French fries
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Let's do it again

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'Cause I really like you as a friend
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But there are things I can't pretend
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Know I would love you 'til the end

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But there is just one problem (problem, problem)

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I would never have sex with you
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Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
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I already would have shown my boobs to you

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But that will never happen

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Remember the time we stayed up all night talking
Let our secrets out 
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Until the sunshine
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Let's do it again

Remember the time we went to Dave and Busters
Dance dance revolutioned
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'Til we won a keychain
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Let's do it again

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This shouldn't come as a surprise
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You should've seen it in my eyes
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I kinda like some other guy

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But there's a bigger problem

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I would never have sex with you
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Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
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I already would have gone down on you (Kate: You would have liked it!)

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But that will never happen


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No amount of alcohol
Could change my mind at all

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Our lips will never touch
So kiss that thought goodbye

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I would never have sex with you
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Believe me you'd know it if I wanted to
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I already would have held hands with you

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But that will never happen