Your New Boyfriend Uke tab by Wilbur Soot

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[Verse 1]

A A*
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
C#m C#m*
When I was a kid on VoIP
F#m F#m* D D*
I thought when I'd get older, I'd marry her
Dm Dm*
I told her
A A
But now I'm 26, work in an office
C#m C#m
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#m F#m D D*
If I could change a single thing
Dm Dm*
I'd make it me and not him


[Chorus]

D D*
But he's in your bed
Dm Dm* A A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
D D*
I've got your key
Dm Dm* A A
But he's just the doormat
D D Dm Dm
And even though he's got social skills
A A C#m C#m
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D D Dm Dm
Anyways, make the most of him
A A C#m C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
D D Dm Dm
Oh-oh
Bm Bm* Bm Bm*
'cause your new boyfriend's an arsehole
A A
(woo)


[Interlude] A A C#m C#m F#m F#m D D Dm Dm x2


[Verse 2]

A A
Yeah I've met Jared
A A
(Of course I've met Jared)
C#m C#m
The one who took you away from me
F#m F#m
You hit it off instantly
D D Dm Dm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
A A
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#m C#m
Push against his fashion sense
F#m F#m D D*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
Dm Dm* A A*
(I'm not gay, though)


[Interlude] A A


[Bridge]

A A C#m C#m
But she's living the dream
F#m F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
D D* Dm Dm*
From back when we were seventeen

A A C#m C#m
But she's living the dream
F#m F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
D D* Dm Dm*
From back when we were seventeen

A A*
How on earth can I be saved?

C#m C#m*
When I'm one click away from insane
F#m F#m*
I just think that I deserve
D D* Dm Dm*
A A little bit of what I earned
A A*
I'm not gonna make another scene
C#m C#m*
the one I made when I was 23
F#m F#m* D D Dm Dm Bm Bm
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World


[Chorus]

D D*
But he's in your bed
Dm Dm* A A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
D D*
I've got your key
Dm Dm* A A
But he's just the doormat

D D Dm Dm
And even though he's got social skills
A A C#m C#m
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D D Dm Dm
Anyways, make the most of him
A A C#m C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
D D Dm Dm
Oh-oh
Bm Bm* Bm Bm*
'cause your new boyfriend's an arsehole


[Outro]
A A C#m C#m
I think about you everyday
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
So how on earth can I be saved
A A C#m C#m
I think about him a lot as well
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
A A
Cause you're beauty
C#m C#m
And you're grace
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
A A C#m C#m
I want you to notice me
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm A A
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
C#m C#m
I want you to care
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
I want to smell your hair

[Outro] A A

 

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About this song

“Your New Boyfriend” is the third song in the “E-Girl” series by Wilbur Soot. Originally teased in July on TommyInnit’s Twitch stream, the song was officially released on December 11th. Wilbur is also a streamer on Twitch, which is referenced in the lyrics, and the whole series contains satirical lyrics, poking fun at “simps” and “nice guys” online.The chorus was popular before the song was officially released, with the teaser being circulated on platforms like TikTok and Youtube. Read more on Last.fm.