Your New Boyfriend taby ukulele według Wilbur Soot

[Verse 1]

A*
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
     C#m*
When I was a kid on VoIP
  F#m*                            D*
I thought when I'd get older, I'd marry her
  Dm*
I told her
    A
But now I'm 26, work in an office
C#m
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#m                          D*
  If I could change a single thing
            Dm*
I'd make it me and not him


[Chorus]

    D*
But he's in your bed
        Dm*                A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
     D*
I've got your key
         Dm*             A
But he's just the doormat 
    D                    Dm
And even though he's got social skills
     A                        C#m
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D                 Dm
Anyways, make the most of him
       A                   C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
    D  Dm
Oh-oh
        Bm*                    Bm*
'cause your new boyfriend's an arsehole
 A
(woo)


[Interlude] A C#m F#m D Dm x2


[Verse 2]

    A
Yeah I've met Jared
A
(Of course I've met Jared)
    C#m
The one who took you away from me
F#m
  You hit it off instantly
  D                          Dm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me 
     A
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#m
Push against his fashion sense
F#m                                     D*
  I've thought about what he looks like nude
                     Dm*  A*
(I'm not gay, though)


[Interlude] A


[Bridge]

A                           C#m
  But she's living the dream
    F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     D*                Dm*
From back when we were seventeen 

A                           C#m
  But she's living the dream
    F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     D*                Dm*
From back when we were seventeen

A*  
How on earth can I be saved?

         C#m*
When I'm one click away from insane
F#m* 
  I just think that I deserve
  D*                 Dm*  
A little bit of what I earned
    A* 
I'm not gonna make another scene
    C#m* 
the one I made when I was 23
          F#m*                        D  Dm  Bm 
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 
 
[Chorus]

    D*
But he's in your bed
        Dm*                A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
     D*
I've got your key
         Dm*             A
But he's just the doormat
 
    D                    Dm
And even though he's got social skills
     A                        C#m
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D                 Dm
Anyways, make the most of him
       A                   C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
    D  Dm
Oh-oh
        Bm*                    Bm*
'cause your new boyfriend's an arsehole


[Outro]
  A                       C#m
I think about you everyday
   F#m                  D    Dm
So how on earth can I be saved
  A                       C#m
I think about him a lot as well
F#m                       D    Dm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
             A
Cause you're beauty
       C#m
And you're grace
      F#m                  D         Dm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
A               C#m
  I want you to notice me
F#m                   D     Dm              A
  With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!)
              C#m
I want you to care
F#m                   D    Dm
  I want to smell your hair
 
[Outro] A