Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Uke tab by Weird Al Yankovic (Baritone Chords)

8 Chords used in the song: G, D, Em, C, B, Bm, Am, A

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Album: 
Year:  2011
Difficulty: 
3.63
(Intermediate)
Key: G, EmChords
G G
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
D D Em Em
And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
C C G G
You say we gotta treasure each moment
D D B B
Who knows how long we're gonna be around


C C G G
Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
B B C C
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
G G D D
But if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine
C C
Cause I'm always reading, Always deleting
C C D D
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way


G G
Every stupid hoax
D D
All those corny jokes
C C D D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G G D D
Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
C C D D
Stop forwarding that crap to me


Em Em Bm Bm
No it isn't ok if you brighten my day
C C D D
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
G G D D
And I didn't request a personality test
C C D D
Stop forwarding - that crap to me


G G - D D - C C - D D
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...


D D G G
You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
D D Em Em
to every single person you know
C C G G
You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
D D B B
That everybody else already saw three years ago
C C G G
And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards
B B C C
were never that amusing to me
G G D D
And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
C C
But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes
C C D D
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly


G G D D
No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
C C D D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G G D D
Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
C C D D
Please stop forwarding that crap to me
Em Em Bm Bm
Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
C C D D
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
G G D D
Won't you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain
C C
Stop forwarding... that crap to me

Am Am D D
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
Am Am D D
Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?

Em Em
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
Bm Bm
Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
C C
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
A A
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me
A A
If I don't pass your letter along...


A A G G
Well now I know you're wishing
D D
I'll sign your petition
C C D D
But stop forwarding that crap to me
G G
And I don't want to read your series
D D
Of conspiracy theories
C C D D
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
Em Em
And your two million loser friends
Bm Bm
All have my address now
C C D D
Cause you never figured out the way to BCC

G G
Now I gotta insist
Em Em
Take me off of your list
C C D D G G
Stop forwarding-- that crap to me


G G G G
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Em Em Em Em
Stop forwarding that crap to me
C C D D
Stop forwarding that crap to me
(repeats)

C C - D D - G G
Ahhhhhhh....

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