Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me taby ukulele według Weird Al Yankovic

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Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
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And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
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You say we gotta treasure each moment
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Who knows how long we're gonna be around


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Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
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And it's hard to disagree with what you say
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But if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine
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Cause I'm always reading, Always deleting
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Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way


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Every stupid hoax
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All those corny jokes
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
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Stop forwarding that crap to me


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No it isn't ok if you brighten my day 
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With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
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And I didn't request a personality test
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Stop forwarding - that crap to me


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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...


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You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments 
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to every single person you know
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You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
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That everybody else already saw three years ago
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And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards
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were never that amusing to me
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And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
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But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes
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And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly


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No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists
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Please stop forwarding that crap to me
         Em                        Bm
Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
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And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
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Won't you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain
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Stop forwarding... that crap to me

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Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
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Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?

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And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
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Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
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And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
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And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me
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If I don't pass your letter along...


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Well now I know you're wishing 
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I'll sign your petition
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But stop forwarding that crap to me
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And I don't want to read your series 
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Of conspiracy theories
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Just stop forwarding that crap to me
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And your two million loser friends
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All have my address now
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Cause you never figured out the way to BCC

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Now I gotta insist
       Em
Take me off of your list
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Stop forwarding-- that crap to me


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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Stop forwarding that crap to me
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Ahhhhhhh....