Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Tabulatur von Weird Al Yankovic

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G chordG
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
D chordD Em chordEm
And there's no way you're gonna slow it down
C chordC G chordG
You say we gotta treasure each moment
D chordD B chordB
Who knows how long we're gonna be around


C chordC G chordG
Yeah you keep on telling me life is short
B chordB C chordC
And it's hard to disagree with what you say
G chordG D chordD
But if time is so precious why ya wasting mine
C chordC
Cause I'm always reading Always deleting
C chordC D chordD
Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way


G chordG
Every stupid hoax
D chordD
All those corny jokes
C chordC D chordD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G chordG D chordD
Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns
C chordC D chordD
Stop forwarding that crap to me


Em chordEm Bm chordBm
No it isn't ok if you brighten my day
C chordC D chordD
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
G chordG D chordD
And I didn't request a personality test
C chordC D chordD
Stop forwarding - that crap to me


G chordG - D chordD - C chordC - D chordD
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...


D chordD G chordG
You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments
D chordD Em chordEm
to every single person you know
C chordC G chordG
You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube
D chordD B chordB
That everybody else already saw three years ago
C chordC G chordG
And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards
B chordB C chordC
were never that amusing to me
G chordG D chordD
And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends
C chordC
But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes
C chordC D chordD
And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly


G chordG D chordD
No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul
C chordC D chordD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
G chordG D chordD
Send more top 1 lists and I'll slash my wrists
C chordC D chordD
Please stop forwarding that crap to me
Em chordEm Bm chordBm
Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant
C chordC D chordD
And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe
G chordG D chordD
Won't you kindly refrain cause it's hurting my brain
C chordC
Stop forwarding that crap to me

Am chordAm D chordD
Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat
Am chordAm D chordD
Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that

Em chordEm
And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
Bm chordBm
Mr Rogers never fought the Viet Cong
C chordC
And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing
A chordA
And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me
A chordA
If I don't pass your letter along


A chordA G chordG
Well now I know you're wishing
D chordD
I'll sign your petition
C chordC D chordD
But stop forwarding that crap to me
G chordG
And I don't want to read your series
D chordD
Of conspiracy theories
C chordC D chordD
Just stop forwarding that crap to me
Em chordEm
And your two million loser friends
Bm chordBm
All have my address now
C chordC D chordD
Cause you never figured out the way to BCC

G chordG
Now I gotta insist
Em chordEm
Take me off of your list
C chordC D chordD G chordG
Stop forwarding-- that crap to me


G chordG G chordG
Stop forwarding that crap to me
Em chordEm Em chordEm
Stop forwarding that crap to me
C chordC D chordD
Stop forwarding that crap to me
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C chordC - D chordD - G chordG
Ahhhhhhh....

 

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