Everything You Know Is Wrong Uke tab by Weird Al Yankovic

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Intro: D chordD C chordC G chordG A chordA A7 chordA7 A7 chordA7

D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA Bm chordBm
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
E chordE A chordA G chordG D chordD
when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA
I guessed Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie is it Bob or Joe or Walter
Bm chordBm E chordE
Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve
A chordA A7 chordA7 Bm chordBm
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck
E7 chordE7 A chordA D chordD Em chordEm G chordG
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
A chordA A7 chordA7
who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA Bm chordBm
Everything you know is wrong Black is white up is down and short is long
E chordE A chordA A7 chordA7
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD C# chordC# F#m chordF#m Bm chordBm
Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along
E chordE G chordG A chordA F chordF G chordG
All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong

D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA Bm chordBm
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
E chordE A chordA G chordG D chordD
and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA
They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
Bm chordBm E chordE A chordA A7 chordA7 Bm chordBm
As a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
E7 chordE7 A chordA D chordD Em chordEm G chordG
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time
A chordA A7 chordA7
Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling


D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA Bm chordBm
Everything you know is wrong Black is white up is down and short is long
E chordE A chordA A7 chordA7
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD C# chordC# F#m chordF#m Bm chordBm
Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along
E chordE G chordG A chordA D chordD
All you need to understand is everything you know is wrong

Accordion Solo:
G chordG E chordE F# chordF# G chordG A chordA

Saxophone Solo:
Cm chordCm F chordF G chordG Am chordAm Bb chordBb Am chordAm Bb chordBb G chordG C chordC

Guitar Solo:
Dm chordDm Eb chordEb F chordF F# chordF# Am chordAm Bb chordBb G chordG C chordC A7 chordA7 A7 chordA7 (two strums)

D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA Bm chordBm
I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut
E chordE A chordA G chordG D chordD
And well to make a long story short it got infected and I died
D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA
So now I'm up in heaven with St Peter by the pearly gates and it's obvious he doesn't like the
Bm chordBm E chordE A chordA A7 chordA7 Bm chordBm
Nehru jacket that I'm wearing he tells me that they've got a dress code well
E7 chordE7 A chordA D chordD Em chordEm G chordG
He lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
A chordA A7 chordA7
And every day he runs by screaming


D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD G chordG A chordA Bm chordBm
Everything you know is wrong Black is white up is down and short is long and
E chordE A chordA A7 chordA7
Everything ya used to think was so important doesnt really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
D chordD G chordG A chordA D chordD C# chordC# F#m chordF#m Bm chordBm
Everything you know is wrong Just forget the words and sing along
E chordE G chordG A chordA Bm chordBm C#m chordC#m G chordG A chordA D chordD
All you need to understand is everything you know is wroooooooooooooooong everything you know is wrong

 

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About this song

"Everything You Know Is Wrong" is a tribute to They Might Be Giants. Read more on Last.fm.

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