Everything You Know Is Wrong Tabulatur von Weird Al Yankovic

Intro:  D  C  G   A    A7 A7

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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
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when suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
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I guessed "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie? is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
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Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
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I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we crashed into the truck
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And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
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who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

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Everything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long
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And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
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Everything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along
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All you need to understand is, everything you know is wrong

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I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
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and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
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They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport
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As a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go
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And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time
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Just then the floating disembodied head of Colonel Sanders started yelling


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Everything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long
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And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
D     G        A         D                     C#        F#m  Bm
Everything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along
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All you need to understand is, everything you know is wrong

Accordion Solo:
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Saxophone Solo:
Cm   F   G   Am  Bb   Am   Bb   G   C

Guitar Solo:
Dm  Eb  F  F#  Am  Bb  G  C   A7 A7 (two strums)

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I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin when I got a nasty papercut
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And well, to make a long story short it got infected and I died
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So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter by the pearly gates and it's obvious he doesn't like the 
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Nehru jacket that I'm wearing, he tells me that they've got a dress code, well
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He lets me into heaven anyway but I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity
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And every day he runs by screaming


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Everything you know is wrong! Black is white, up is down and short is long, and 
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Everything ya used to think was so important doesnt really matter anymore because the simple fact remains that
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Everything you know is wrong! Just forget the words and sing along
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All you need to understand is, everything you know is wroooooooooooooooong, everything you know is wrong!