Still Counting Uke tab by Volbeat

Dm
Counting all the assholes in the room
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Well I'm definitely not alone, well I'm not alone
Dm
You're a liar, you're a cheater, you're fool
                            F                  A# A
Well that's just like me yoohoo and I know you too 


Dm
Mr. Perfect don't exist my little friend
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And I tell you it again, and I do it again
Dm
Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I'm
                 F                  A# A
Definitely not alone, well I'm not alone


Dm 
Look deep into yourself before you blame all others
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For betrayal, for betrayal
Dm
I promise, so easy to say
              F                    A# A
and easy you failed and you do it again


A#
Well the music seems do cover
                           F Dm   F A
And all the liquid do the colours
A#
Well I turn my back and go for
                         F Dm     F A
all the better things in order


Dm
Well maybe you think your lie is safe
                       F                   A# A
But I read you like a letter, yeah like a letter
Dm
Your charm do not evens the pain
                  F                   A# A
It feeds me with rage, and you do it again


A#
Well the music seems do cover
                           F Dm   F A
And all the liquid do the colours
A#
Well I turn my back and go for
                         F Dm     F A
all the better things in order


A#
Well the music seems do cover
                           F Dm   F A
And all the liquid do the colours
A#
Well I turn my back and go for
                         F Dm     F A
all the better things in order


A#
And a gangster keeps on telling 
                         F Dm    F A
That he got a song that matters
A#
So I flip a coin towards him
                         F Dm     F A
Thank you very much for listening