Beetlejuice - The Whole “being Dead” Thing Uke tab by Themes

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BETELGEUSE sung
F# chordF#
Hey folks Begging your pardon
D chordD
‘Scuse me Sorry to barge in
B chordB A chordA
Now let’s skip the tears and start on the whole
G# chordG#
Y’know

Being dead thing

F#m chordF#m
You’re doomed Enjoy the singing
D chordD
The sword of Damocles is swinging
B chordB
And if I hear your cell-phone ringing
A chordA
I’ll kill you myself
G#m chordG#m
The whole being dead thing

Bm chordBm
Death can get a person stressed
F# chordF#
“We should have carpe’d way more diems

Now we’re never gonna see ‘em
G#m chordG#m
I can show you what comes next
C# chordC#
So don’t be freaked
D chordD
Stay in your seats

I do this bullshit like eight times a week
C# chordC#
So just relax you’ll be fine

Drink your fifty-dollar wine

And take a breath

[ENSEMBLE]

Welcome to a show about death


[BETELGEUSE]
F# chordF#
You’re…
E chordE
You’re gonna be fine…
B chordB
On the other side…
F# chordF#
DIE YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE
F# chordF#
I'll...
E chordE
I’ll be your guide
B chordB
To the other side…

[ENSEMBLE]
D chordD C# chordC#
Oh and full disclosure It’s a show about death

[BETELGEUSE]
Gm chordGm
Everybody gets on fine here
D# chordD#
Like Rodgers Hart and Hammerstein here
C chordC
The women’s bathroom has no line here

Just...
N.C.
Pee where you want
A chordA
The whole being dead thing
Gm chordGm
You’re just gonna love the folks here
D# chordD#
Yeah I know you’re woke but you can take a joke here
C chordC
And every show I do like a TON of coke here

The whole

heavy sniffing

PAH-HAH The whole being dead thing

Cm chordCm
Nobody is bullet-proof
G chordG
“I work out I eat clean ”
Gm chordGm F chordF
Jesus pass the Dramamine
Cm chordCm
Time to face the brutal truth
Dm chordDm
‘Cause we’re all on a hitlist

Might not live ‘till Christmas

Choke to death on Triscuits

Hey that’s just statistics
D# chordD#
So take a little break here
G#m chordG#m
Kinda like a wake here
D#m chordD#m
The scenery is fake here
D# chordD# D#m chordD#m
But there's a giant snake here

|Gm| |Gm| |Gm| |A#m| |C#|

[ENSEMBLE]
D# chordD#
Welcome to a show about death

[BETELGEUSE]
G chordG
You’re…
G7 chordG7
You’re gonna be fine…

THANK YOU
D chordD
On the other side…

HOW YOU DOIN’
C chordC
Woah Not good
G chordG F chordF
Ba-be-ba-ba-be-bo-boo-bap-boop!

Fm chordFm
I’ll…
D#m chordD#m
I’ll be your guide
A# chordA# C chordC
To the other side
N.C.
Seriously though this is a show about


[ENSEMBLE]
A#m chordA#m Fm chordFm
Death is taboo but it’s hardly something new
A#m chordA#m
There’s nothing medical professionals can do
F chordF Fm chordFm
Cept maybe just bill you

BETELGEUSE spoken

If you die while listening to this album
F chordF D# chordD#
It's still gonna keep playing

[ENSEMBLE]
A#m chordA#m
There’s no destiny or fate
Fm chordFm
Just a terrifying wait
A#m chordA#m
Filled with people that you hate
D# chordD# C chordC
And on a certain date the universe kills you

[BETELGEUSE]

N.C.
That’s the thing with life
A# chordA#
No-one makes it out alive
C chordC D chordD Cm chordCm
Toss that body in the pit
G chordG
“Gosh it’s awful ain’t it tragic ”
F chordF
“Blah blah Bible Jesus magic ”
Cm chordCm
When you’re dead who gives a shit
Gm chordGm
No pilates no more yoga

“Namaste” you freakin’ posers

Cm chordCm
From the cradle to cremation
A# chordA#
Death just needs a little conversation
D chordD
I have mastered the art Dies Irae
D# chordD# D chordD
Of tearing convention apart Dies Irae

D chordD
So how about we all make a start Dies Irae
G# chordG# D chordD G chordG
On the whole being dead thing

[ALL]
D chordD G chordG
God I hope you’re ready for a show about death

 

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