Beetlejuice - Creepy Old Guy Uke tab by Themes

[Intro]
Bsus2 D/B A/B
 
[Verse 1]
Bsus             Bsus2           Bdim7          B(add2)
Lydia:  Way back when I was just ten, simple and sweet
E/B Bmaj7   A(add2)                             E
Ev'- ry  -  where fellas would stare out on the street
A/E E A/E E A/E     E      C#m7           B/D#           E(add2)                A9
                And I felt used kinda confused I would refuse to look in their eyes.
    C#7                              F#7sus
But now I really love creepy old guys (Barbara/Delia: We all do!)
 
 
[Verse 2]
                 Bsus2
Barbara: Gum Disease
                          Bdim7
Delia: Skin like grilled cheese
                  B(add2)
Lydia: Saggy old asses      (Delia: Saggy old asses!)
                   Asus2                                    A                          E
Lydia: Cute and vile        (Barbara/Delia/Adam: Hey baby smile!) Lydia: To each girl that passes
                     C#m7                             B/D#                        E                        A
Barbara: They make me blush    Delia: Can't get enough    Lydia: Now one of them loves me, wants to be mine
                      Bb     B
(Barbara/Delia/Adam: That's right!)
        C  C#7         F#7               B
Lydia: I'm marrying my own creepy old guy       (Beetlejuice: I'm a creepy old guy!)
 
 
[Chorus]
              F#7                           E              B7#9
My creepy old guy my creepy old guy, I'm so happy I could cry
               D#m7                 E              C#7           F#7
Barbara/Delia: Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy
                      Asus2                             E/G#
Lydia: My creepy old groom   Barbara: Her creepy old groom
               Em/G                G#m            B7sus/F#     C#7sus
Barbara/Delia: Play that wedding tune! Lydia: Hey folks steps aside
                                           C#7
(Beetlejuice: Ya know, I am older. But im glad I waited)
                             E/F# F#7 E/F# F#7    Bsus/F#                      B    D/B  A6/B  E/B
Lydia: 'Cause here comes the bride                 I am marrying my creepy old guy
       B  E/B B      D/B  A6/B  G7sus
My creepy old guy!
 
 
[Verse 3]
     B                  Cdim7             C
Fix his hair get him prepared for armageddon
                  Bb(add2)                                           F        Bb/F F Bb/F
Barbara: Sure the groom crawled out of a tomb  Delia: But hey it's a wedding
                 Dm7                  C/E               F(add2)             Bb13#11
Lydia: So dim the lights pick up some rice say something nice it's my day to shine
    D7                 G7              C
I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy
 
 
[Chorus]
                          C7                          F6                  C
Barbara/Delia: Creepy old guy creepy old guy. She's marrying a creepy old guy
              Em7             F(add2)          D7                  G7
Charles: Have you guys seen Lolita? This is just like that but fine
                      Bb(add2)          F(add2)/A              Fm/Ab              Am7      C7/G    D7sus D7
Adam/Barbara: Creepy old dude, creepy old dude    A/B/C/D: Our faith has been renewed and love is alive
 
 
[Bridge]
                 F(add2)       C/E       F(add2)          C/E                 Dm7             C            Gm7
Lydia: Wave your baby girl goodbye. I am walking down the isle. I wanna see a tear in ev'ry eye as i pass by
Am9/C Bb/D
             I know that on the outside he's disgusting and even on the inside hes disgusting
       Dbmaj7                                C7sus                     F    Ab/F Bb/F B/F A/B
but i know that this time im making things right, with my family by my side
 
 
[Verse 4]
            E/F# B                      Bdim7           B
Beetlejuice: O.M.G, I'm dressed to a "T", fancy and formal
              A                                   E       A/E
I found me a wife, L'chaim  to life! This is so normal
E          C#m7               B/D#          E(add2)                A9
 I was ignored, but now I'm adored, cuz I extorted, tortured, and lied.
C#7sus           F#7
Give it up for my underage bride!
                     F#                         E            B
All: Here comes the bride! Here comes the bride! God be glorified!
   N.C.
I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright
                     A(add2)           E(add2)/G# Em/G           G#m7    F#m7      C#7sus
Lydia: My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy,      doesn't he deserve a chance at life?
                              C#7
Beetlejuice: Oh, yeah that's right
                         E(add2)/F# E/F#          F#7sus         B D/B C#/B C/B B D/B C#/B C/B B D E
Lydia: So lets make him alive.       I am marrying my creepy old guy!         (Add Barbara)    (Add Delia)
E/F# N.C.   B
            Yeah!