I'm On A Boat Uke tab by The Lonely Island

Am                             
Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down
C                   
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
F          
But stay on your motherfucking toes
G       
We running this, let's go
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Am
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
C
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
F
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat
G
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (yeah)
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Am
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
C
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
F
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
G
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat
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Am
Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
C
We drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp (crisp)
F
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
G
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies
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Am
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
C
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
F
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
G
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget
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Am
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
C
I?ve got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
F
I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo
G
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-oh
# Get the f**k up, this boat is REAL!!!
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Am
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
C
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
F
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
G
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
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Am
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
C
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
F
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
G
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
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Am
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
C
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
F        G     
Poseidon look at me, oh ooo!
Am
Never thought I'd see the day
C
When a big boat coming my way
F               G
Believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid
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Am
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
C
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
F
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
G                                                                        Am 
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

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