Vanilla Ice Cream Uke tab by Stephen Lynch

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Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
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The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
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Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
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But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white
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I only like black girls the brown girls, the caf? au lait
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Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away
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If your a nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy
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But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

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Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
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I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
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Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right
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I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white
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I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf? au lait
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A# caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
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If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
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      [A#] <(FIRST CHORD# OF THF INSTRUMFNTA#L)
It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about

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Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory",
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and we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree
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But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class
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It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass
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I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf? au lait
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A# caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away
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If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth
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The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.