Voices In My Head Uke tab by Stephen Lynch

G            Em           C5        D5

[Verse]
G             G                G         G
Thank you all for coming to my show
G             G                     G        G
You've been great but now I have to go
Em     Em                    Em        Em
Everyone had a super-time I hope
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Some songs tend to push the other lobe

[Chorus]
C5          C5                 D5      D5
These are things that I have said,
C5            C5           D5    D5
But there are voices in my head,
C5                    C5
And if you could hear them,
D5                  G
This is what they'd say.

[Verse]
Thank you all for coming to my show
                                (Oh, it hurts you bastards didn't laught at
                                 my new nazi song and)
You've been great but now I have to go
                                   (Go and ask that girl in front to come
                                    backstage and show her thong and)
Everyone had a super-time I hope
                         (I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus
                          that fucker)
Some songs tend to push the other lobe
                                  (Open up you eyes, you wife and
                                   girlfriend both showed up, you sucker)

[Chorus]
C5        C5             D5      D5
There are voices in my head,
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're such a hack)
C5            C5           D5    D5
Saying things that should be said
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you need prozac)
C5                    C5
I just hope that they will
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
D5                 G
             Go away
(No we wont-)

[Verse]
Thank you all for coming to my show
                                (Oh, it hurts you bastards didn't laught at
                                 my new nazi song and)
 (I have to take a piss)
                                (God i hope there's cocaine left backstage)

You've been great but now I have to go
                                   (Go and ask that girl in front to come
                                    backstage and show her thong and)
(Why did I sign up for this?)
                                    (God i hope there's cocaine left
                                     backstage)
Everyone had a super-time I hope
                         (I hope that guy heckled me gets hit by a big bus
                          that fucker)
(Maybe some on the shelf)
                         (I really, really hope there's cocaine left
                          backstage)
Some songs tend to push the other lobe
                                  (Open up you eyes, you wife a girlfriend
                                   both showed up, you sucker)
(You should just kill yourself)
                       (He is right, you should kill yourself)

[Chorus]
There are voices in my head,
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're such a mess)
Saying things that should be said
(Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're talent-less)
I just hope that they will
(Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
             Go away
(No we wont-)

[Outro]
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No they won't go away
                      (never go away)
   (never go away)
They're here to stay
                      (we're here to stay)
                (here to stay)
They say I'm gay
                      (you're gay)
  (you're gay)
I say no way
                       (you're gay)
 (no way)
                        (you're gay)
Okay, I'm gay!