6969 Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

16 Chords used in the song: Dm, A, G, C, F, A#sus2, Gm, D#, C#, A#, F#, D, E, Cm, Fm, A#m

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4.69
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Dm Dm
[Narrator:] Somewhere deep in the slow,

eternal dance of the heavens drifts a

planet called simply "Earth"

And among the otherwise unremarkable population

of this planet are two incredible

heroes, destined to save the future from itself

A A Dm Dm G G C C

( F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C )x4
[Danny Sexbang:] Hey Ninja Brian,

I made a time machine spaceship.

You... wanna go on it?

[Ninja Brian:]...

[Dan:] Yeah, okay cool

Gm Gm F F
Soaring through the galaxy,
C C
the stars and sky align
Gm Gm F F
The speed of light's for pussies;
D# D#
we're going at the speed of Brian
Gm Gm F F
Flying towards the sexual peak
C C
of history and time

C# C# A# A# C C F# F# F F
[Dan:] Computer, set a sexy course

for the sexiest year. Uhn!

F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Sixty-nine
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Sixty-nine
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine) I've got my space suit
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine) And ninety pounds of space lube

C# C#
Crossing through into a fuckin' wormhole

beyond the Milky Way
D# D# C# C#
That shit's far

To a time of Earth so far into the future

where everyone gets laid
D# D# C# C#
Twice as hard
D D
We're noble knights of honor

on a fierce and sultry butt crusade
E E D D
Here we are

A A Dm Dm G G C C F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Open the bay doors and let's live the dream
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Give the world a double team
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
I bet it's a billion person orgy
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
in an ocean of whipped cream

Cm Cm A# A# F F A# A#
Wait, this place isn't sexy at all!

And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed

Cm Cm A# A# Fm Fm
I can't believe my eyes, but it's a world without sex
A# A# Cm Cm A# A#
Everyone here just wears full-length pants
F F
and loose fitting turtlenecks
D# D# F F Gm Gm
Men and women wave to each other
A#m A#m D# D#
from a respectable distance
D# D# F F Gm Gm A#m A#m D# D#
Without the thrill of boning, what is life?
D# D# F F Gm Gm A#m A#m Gm Gm
We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders tonight

D# D#
[Dan:] Excuse me, Dick Elders?
F F
[Dick Elder:] What do you want?
Gm Gm D# D# F F
[Dan:] I know it's most unusual to come before you so
Gm Gm D# D#
But the planet Earth sucks balls
F F
now that no one's allowed to bone
Gm Gm D# D#
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass

F F
[Dick Elder:] Wait! You're Ninja Sex Party!

You will ruin our plans!
Gm Gm
Guards! Sound the alarms!

If people have sex,

they'll break a thousand-year spell

There'll be a revolution

and they'll think for themselves

We control this planet of unsatisfied wood

Why does being evil always feel so damn good?

A A Dm Dm G G C C F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
[Dan:] Fuck that bullshit, we'll make it right
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Get ready for a sexy fight
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
My dick's the spark of hope
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
and a revolution shall ignite
Gm Gm
tonight
F F C C
We're taking flight, we have to find a girl

Gm Gm
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fucking lasers!

Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em!

Gm Gm F F
[Dan:] Show her what it means to love,
D# D#
and fix this broken world

Gm Gm
[Dick Elder:] All the fucking lasers!

All the fucking lasers at 'em!

Gm Gm F F
[Dan:] A A new sex king will rule;
C C
let the boner banners be unfurled

C# C# A# A# C C F# F# F F
[Dan:] Ninja Brian, look at that girl

with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair.

I'm immediately in love!

F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine) She spent a life all alone
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine) Wanna take her to the bone zone
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine) Make her feel the pleasure
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C Cm Cm
(Sixty-nine) On a lonely treasure

A# A# F F

Cm Cm A# A#
I can't believe my eyes,
F F
but you're the girl of my dreams
Cm Cm A# A#
Let's both tear all of our clothes off
Fm Fm
like two pants-hating wolverines
Cm Cm A# A#
The love we make will save the Earth
F F
from this oppressive dick regime

D# D# F F Gm Gm

A#m A#m
We're having sex now

D# D# F F Gm Gm

n.c
To change the world

D# D# F F Gm Gm

A#m A#m
You brought your friends now

D# D# F F Gm Gm

n.c
Oh shit, they're girls!

Cm Cm A# A#
I think it's obvious
F F
that people liked our sexy show
Cm Cm A# A#
A A multi-billion person orgy
Fm Fm
has broken out all across the globe
Cm Cm A# A#
The human race, much like my junk,
F F
will now be free to grow (let's go!)

D# D# F F Gm Gm

A#m A#m
But what about the Elders?

D# D# F F Gm Gm

n.c
We tore their world to shreds

D# D# F F Gm Gm

A#m A#m
Maybe they'll be cool with it

D# D# F F Gm Gm
[Dan:] Oh hey, Dick Elders! How's it goin'?

Gm Gm
[Dick Elder:] You two are fucking dead!

D# D# F F
[Dan:] So much for that, it's time to put on pants
Gm Gm D# D#
And run away from their Death Army
F F
which is starting to advance

Gm Gm
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fuckin' lasers!

Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!

Gm Gm D# D#
[Dan:] We can't die, we're way too young
F F
And there are so many girls to bone

Gm Gm
[Dick Elder:] Shoot the fuckin' lasers!

Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em!

Gm Gm D# D#
[Dan:] But now we're cornered
F F
with our backs against the wall!

Gm Gm
[Dick Elder:] It's all over, Danny Sexbang!

Your time has come!

But first, we're gonna take care

of your ninja friend, here!

[/Slash/]

[Dick Elder:] Aaaaaaarghhhhh!

A A Dm Dm G G C C F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
[Dan:] Goddamn, Brian, you killed them all
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Now the empire will fall
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
I have to say in retrospect
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
that was easier than I thought!
Gm Gm
oh yeah!

F F C C
Our work here's done, the future is secure
Gm Gm F F
But my girl and I have one last farewell
D# D#
slam just to be sure
Gm Gm F F
For underneath those rockin' boobs
C C
lies a heart that is so pure

C# C# A# A# C C F# F# F F
[Dan:] Take care of this world for me, my darling,

I will always love you

... What is your name by the way?
( F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C )x4
Kristen? Ah, a beautiful name.

Until that glorious day when we meet again,

Katie, farewell!

F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Now let us fly into the night sky
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
And we'll raise a glass to ass in a final goodbye
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
To sixty-nine sixty-nine
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Sixty-nine sixty-nine
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine)

Let us be gone
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine)

Our quest is life-long
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine)

It's a sexy destiny
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
(Sixty-nine)

so let's rock the fuck on
F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C
Sixty-nine, sixty-nine

( F F A#sus2 A#sus2 C C )x2

G G

F F
Fuck yeah

G G

F F
Fuck yeah

Uke tab by , 31 Jul 2018

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