The Science Of Selling Yourself Short Uke tab by Less Than Jake

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And I've

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to my sense-

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-es, that

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I've become sense-

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-less and I could

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Give you les-

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-sons on how to

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Ruin your friend-

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ships and every

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last convict-

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-tion, I

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Smoked them all ah-

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-way, and I drank

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My frustra-

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-tions down the

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Drain and out the...

(Bridge)

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way, and so I 

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sit and wait and

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Wonder, does any-

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One else feel like

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Me, Someone so

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Tired of their

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routine, and disappearing self esteem

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And I'll

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Sing along

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yah with every emergency

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Just 

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Sing along

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I'm the king of catastrophe

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And I'm

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So far

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gone, that deep down inside I

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Think it's

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Fine by me

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I'm my own worst enemy!

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second verse same as first, second chorus same as first

third vers: just double up on the length you hold chords, same chords as first and second verse





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Bridge