Youtube Culture: A Song Uke tab by Jon Cozart

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I'm a famous clown in a flower crown
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My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts
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My channel takes you through my bedroom routine
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It's just between you and me and 1 other tweens

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Don't care for money Don't care about the fame
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I'm just collabing with my friends though I only know their screennames
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After five minutes a week you think you know me offline
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I exploit fandoms for a bottom line


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IIIIIII conjure fame with challenge vids and
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IIIIIII play drinking games to target kids and
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I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell weeee


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Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture
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The YouTube Cult


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Hey guys I'm on tour so tug on mommy's hair
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If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire HA HA
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Hopping town to town in my first class flight
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Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write


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YouTubers had morals back in 11
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More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven
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Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon copycat cashin' in
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Quality to quantity it's Kubrick to Kardashian



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IIIIIII idolize your idle eyes and
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IIIIIII'm monetizing kissing guys and
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I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it


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Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
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YouTube Lie
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Welcome welcome to the YouTube Culture
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The YouTube Cult


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There's a mystery to being at the top
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People think I'm divine
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But the truth I'm no hero
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I just play one online

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I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod
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Cause yeah I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god
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So I didn't write my book Jesus didn't write the bible
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I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples


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I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea
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They purchase my biography despite the fact I'm twenty three
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So love me and I'll love you more
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Cause I love the way you love me my church is a merch store


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IIIIIIIIII'm privileged white and rich and male and
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Youuuuuuuu are not so worship at my YouTube sale
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I put the I in defy and suddenly you deify me


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Welcome welcome to the YouTube Sensation
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The YouTube Sin
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Welcome welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle
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YouTube Lie
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Welcome welcome
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Welcome welcome
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Welcome welcome
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I said welcome to the YouTube Cult