More Than Survive Uke tab by Joe Iconis

[Chorus 1]
G            C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G            C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go

[Verse]
C
I'm waiting for my porno to load
C
My brain is gonna freakin' explode
C
And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
      A               E
Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
F                     C
But that really isn't such a change
C
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
   A                E          F
My life would be in utter disarray
F               G
'Cause freaking out is my okay
F            G                 C
Good morning time to start the day!

[Chorus 1]
G            C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G            C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go

[Verse]
A        C             A
Should I take a bus or walk instead?
A         C               A
I feel my stomach filling up with dread
A
When I get nervous my whole face goes red
      Dm                E
Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
  C                    E      G
A junior on the bus is killer weak
         C                            E           G
But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
       A              C             A
And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
Dm          E
Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
F          G                 C
To just be fine and cool and chill

[Chorus 2]
C                  F
I don't wanna be a hero
F          C
Just wanna stay in the line
F
I'll never be your Rob DeNiro
           C
For me Joe Pesci is fine
F
So I follow my own rules
                  G
And I use them as my tools
   E    F
To stay alive
                 Dm       G
I don't wanna be special, no, no
N.C.
I just wanna survive

[Chorus 1]
G            C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G            C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G
Go, go

[Instrumental]
Bb C Bb C G E

[Verse]
C Bb           C         G
I navigate the dangerous hall
C     Bb          C            D#
Focus on a poster there on the wall
C        Bb      C          G
Avoiding any eye contact at all
    A           E           C
And trying hard to remain unseen
C
The poster's closer now, what does it say?
C
It's a sign-up for the after-school play
C
It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay
    A                 E
And that's not what I need right now
E
End scene
F        G
I hang a left and there's
G     C
Christine...
G     C
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
G     C
Christine...

[Verse]
A              C
Well, that was smooth
               A     C
Yeah, that was super pimp
   A         C             A           C
My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp
Dm         E              F
No time to wallow, no, instead,
                G               F
Just clear your brain and move ahead
            G                   F
Accept that you're one of those guys
            G              C
Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies
C                  F
I don't wanna be a baller
               G
Just want some skills to count on
A                   F
If my nuts were any smaller
              G
They would be totally gone
A                     F
If I continue at this rate
                         G
The only thing I'll ever date
      E                F
Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
                 C        G
I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
C
I just wanna survive
C
Michael!

[Verse]
E       C#
Jeremy, my buddy
         G
How's it hanging?
G
Lunch is banging
       A
Had my sushi,
                   E
Got my slushie and more!
A
The roll was meki maki
C       Dm            G
And I'm feeling kinda cocky
                               Bb        E
'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour
E       C#
Oh, I'm listening to Marley
        Bm                 A
And the groove is sounding gnarly
                        Dm          E
And we're almost at the end of this song
A
Yeah, that was the end
Bm       A
Now tell me friend
G
How was class?
              A
You look like ass
A
What's wrong?

[Verse]
G     C
Christine...
G     C
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
G     C
Christine...
G     C
Christine...
F
Christine...
F
Christine Canigula
F                       G
Christine Canigula

[Bridge]
C
I feel my body moving through the air
F
See my converse walking over there
G
Take a shaky breath and I prepare
F            G                F
Who cares if people think I'm lame
F                 G
Christine signed, I'll do the same
F          G
I grab the pen, I write my name

[Chorus 2]
C                      F
I'm never gonna be the cool guy
             G              F
I'm more the one who's left out
                      C  F
Of all the characters at school
F            G           C        F
I am not the one who the story's about
F                 C    G
Why can't someone just help me out
A   Dm              F
And teach me how to thrive
C               G             F
Help me to more than survive!

[Outro]
G    A       F
More than survive!
G    A       F
More than survive!
F           A       F
If this was an apocalypse
                     G
I would not need any tips
   E           F
In how to stay alive
F             A             G
But since the zombie army's yet to descend
        Dm        C
And the period is going to end
         Dm        F       G
I'm just trying my best to pass the test and
C
Survive!
Bb C
Survive!
G            C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
C
Go, go
G            C
C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon,
G   C#
Go, go!