Michael In The Bathroom Uke tab by Joe Iconis

6 Chords used in the song: Am, Em, F, C, A, E

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3.5
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Key: AmChords
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[Verse]
Am Am Em Em Am Am Em Em
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
F F Am Am C C Am Am
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all

Am Am Em Em Am Am Em Em
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
F F Am Am C C Am Am
But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone

F F Em Em C C
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
F F Em Em C C
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there

[Chorus]
F F Am Am C C
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party
Am Am
Forget how long it's been
F F Am Am C C
I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am Am
No you can't come in!
C C Em Em
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
C C F F
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
C C Am Am C C F F
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself
C C
Oh, by himself

[Verse]
Am Am Em Em Am Am Em Em
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
F F Am Am C C Am Am
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
Am Am Em Em Am Am Em Em Am Am
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door - I wanna dance with somebody!
F F Am Am C C Am Am
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!

[Chorus]
F F Am Am C C
Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am Am
I half regret the beers
F F Am Am C C
Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
Am Am
As I choke back the tears
C C F F
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
C C F F
Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
C C Am Am
I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
C C F F
Michael in the bathroom by himself!

[Bridge]
Am Am Am Am Am Am Am Am
Knock, knock, knock, knock
C C
They're gonna start to shout soon
Am Am Am Am Am Am Am Am
Knock, knock, knock, knock
C C
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon

A A A A A A A A
Knock, knock, knock, knock
F F
It sucks you left me here alone-
A A A A A A A A
Knock, knock, knock, knock
F F
Here in this teenage battle zone-

E E E E E E E E
Clang, clang, clang, clang
F F
I feel the pressure blowing up-
E E E E E E E E
Bang, bang, bang, bang
F F
My big mistake was showing up-

Am Am Am Am Am Am Am Am
Splash, splash, splash, splash
F F Em Em *
I throw some water in my face
F F *
And I am in a better place
Em Em *
I go to open up the door
F F
But I can't hear knocking Anymore

Am Am Em Em
And I can't help but yearn
C C Am Am
For a different time
C C Am Am
And then I look in the mirror
C C Am Am
And the present is clearer
F F C C
And there's no denying, I'm just-

[Chorus]
F F Am Am [x2]

C C
At a party
Am Am
Is there a sadder sight than-
F F Am Am
*hums*
F F Am Am C C
Michael in the bathroom at a party

[Verse]
Am Am
This is a heinous night
F F C C
I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
Am Am
Or wish I offed myself instead
C C
Wish I was never born!
Am Am F F
I'm just Michael who's a loner
Am Am C C
So he must be a stoner
Am Am F F
Rides a PT Cruiser
Am Am C C
God he's such a loser
Am Am F F
Michael flyin' solo
Am Am C C
Who you think that you know
Am Am F F C C
Michael in the bathroom by himself
C C F F
Oh, by himself
C C F F
Oh, by himself
C C F F
All you know about me is my name
C C F F
Awesome party
C C F F C C
I'm so glad I came

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This doesn't sound right :/
22 Jan 2018
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I love it
14 Jan 2018
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ukulehman avatar
much easier to play
28 Dec 2017
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This is not the correct key, and does not work for the song.
14 Oct 2017
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