Michael In The Bathroom Uke tab by Joe Iconis (Baritone Chords)

19 Chords used in the song: A, B, C#m, E, G#m, E/B, F#7, G#7, C#, Bb, C7, C, D7, Db, Eb7, Dbm, Gb, A/B, F#m

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A A             B B            A A         B B       A A       C#m C#m 

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
A A B B A A

I could stay right here or disappear
B B A A E E

and nobody'd even notice at all



A A B B A A B B C#m C#m

I'm a creeper in a bathroom cause my buddy kinda left me alone
A A B B A A

but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
B B A A B B E E

and pretend to check a text on my phone


G#m G#m

Everything felt fine
B B E/B E/B B B

when I was half of a pair
G#m G#m

and through no fault of mine
A A B B

there's no other half there



Now I'm just


E E B B

Michael in the bathroom
C#m C#m A A E E

Michael in the bathroom at a party
B B

Forget how long its been
E E B B



I'm just Michael in the bathroom
C#m C#m A A G#m G#m

Michael in the bathroom at a party
A A B B

No, you can't come in


A A B B

I'm waiting it out 'til it's time I leave
C#m C#m F#7 F#7

and picking at grout while I softly grieve



I'm just
E/B E/B G#7 G#7

Michael who you don't know
C#m C#m F#7 F#7

Michael flying solo

A A B B A A

Michael in the bathroom by himself
B B A A B B

All by himself


A A

I am hiding,
B B A A

but he's out there
B B A A B B C#m C#m

Just ignoring all our history
A A B B

Memories get erased
A A B B

Then I'll get replaced
A A B B E E

With a newer cooler version of me


G#m G#m

And I hear a drunk girl
B B

Singing along to Whitney through the door

"I wanna dance with somebody!"
G#m G#m

And my feelings sink

Cause it makes me think
A A B B

Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

now its just


E E B B

Michael in the bathroom
C#m C#m A A E E

Michael in the bathroom at a party
B B

I have regret the beers
E E B B

Michael in the bathroom
C# C# A A G#m G#m

Michael in the bathroom at a party
A A B B

As I choke back the tears


A A

I'll wait as long as I need
B B

'Til my face is dry
C#m C#m

Or I'll just blame it on weed
F#7 F#7

Or something in my eye



I'm just
E E G#7 G#7

Michael who you don't know
C#m C#m F#7 F#7

Michael flyin' solo

A A B B A A B B A A B B

Michael in the bathroom by himself


A A B B

Knock, knock, knock, knock
A A B B

They're gonna start to shout soon
A A B B

Knock, knock, knock, knock
A A B B

Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
A A B B

Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb Bb C7 C7

It sucks he left me here alone
Bb Bb C7 C7

Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb Bb C7 C7

Here in this teenage battlezone
Bb Bb C7 C7

Clang, clang, clang, clang
C C D7 D7

I feel the pressure blowing up
C C D7 D7

Bang, bang, bang, bang
Db Db Eb7 Eb7

My big mistake was showing up
Db Db Eb7 Eb7

Splash, splash, splash, splash
Db Db Eb7 Eb7

I throw some water in my face


Dbm Dbm

And I am in a better place
Gb Gb

I go to open up the door
A A B B

But I can't hear knocking

Anymore


G#m G#m

And I can't help but yearn
B B

For a different time
G#m G#m

But then I look in the mirror


And the present is clearer
A A

And there's no denying
B B
I'm just

E E B B C#m C#m A A

E E

... at a party
A A B B

Is there a sadder sight
E E B B

mmmmmmmmmm
C#m C#m A A B B

Michael in the bathroom at a party
A/B A/B

This is a heinous night
A A

I wish I stayed at home in bed
B B

Watching cable porn
C#m C#m

Or wish I offed myself instead
F#7 F#7

Wish I was never born


E/B E/B

I'm just Michael

Who's a loner
C#m C#m F#7 F#7

He must be a stoner
E E G#7 G#7

Rides a PT Cruiser
C#m C#m F#7 F#7

God he's such a loser



E E G#7 G#7

Michael flying solo
C#m C#m F#7 F#7

Who you think that you know
A A B B A A B B A A

Michael in the bathroom by himself
B B A A B B A A

All by himself
B B A A B B A A B B

All by himself


A A B B

When all you know about me
A A B B

is my name
F#m F#m

Awesome party
B B E E

I'm so glad I came

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Josapr avatar
Sorry, to be more clear, -2 half-steps
21 Aug 2020
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Josapr avatar
Without tweaking the chords up or down individually, -2 steps sounds better, and is easier to play, at least for me.
21 Aug 2020
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biscuits avatar
eek thank you!! sounds a little odd, but it's good nonetheless!
07 Jan 2018
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gab2134552 avatar
flag for US(ISO2) (SURPRISE)
the middle section the with "knock knock knock knock" the key change is a little off. I wish I could say how to fix it, but alas I don't. It's a little too high. Just thought I'd bring that up. The rest of the song is pretty spot on though.
03 Jan 2018
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nnnnugget avatar
@Breepotato Maybe you're not doing the right strumming pattern, try digging around and experimenting then it'll sound better.
30 Dec 2017
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Breepotato avatar
flag for US(ISO2) (Pensacola )
I tried playing this, not sure if its just me holding he chords wrong or not, but it didn't really sound like Michael in the bathroom?
30 Oct 2017
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