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A             B            A         B       A       C#m 

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall 
     A                   B                  A 

I could stay right here or disappear 
        B                A           E 

and nobody'd even notice at all 
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A           B          A          B       C#m 

I'm a creeper in a bathroom cause my buddy kinda left me alone 
   A       B       A 

but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
   B       A             B      E 

and pretend to check a text on my phone 
 

        G#m    

Everything felt fine 
    B       E/B       B   

when I was half of a pair 
       G#m              

and through no fault of mine   
                         A      B 

there's no other half there 
             


Now I'm just  


        E                      B 

Michael in the bathroom 
   C#m     A     E 

Michael in the bathroom at a party
              B 

Forget how long its been
      E                      B 



I'm just Michael in the bathroom
        C#m       A     G#m 

Michael in the bathroom at a party
       A          B 

No, you can't come in
      

 A               B 

I'm waiting it out 'til it's time I leave
        C#m               F#7 

and picking at grout while I softly grieve



I'm just
    E/B      G#7 

Michael who you don't know
         C#m    F#7 

Michael flying solo

                  A       B    A 

Michael in the bathroom by himself
   B     A    B 

All by himself


A 

I am hiding,
   B  A 

but he's out there
  B  A  B  C#m 

Just ignoring all our history
   A   B 

Memories get erased
    A  B 

Then I'll get replaced
   A      B               E 

With a newer cooler version of me


G#m 

And I hear a drunk girl
      B 

Singing along to Whitney through the door
        
"I wanna dance with somebody!"
         G#m 

And my feelings sink
    
Cause it makes me think
           A                          B

Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
 
now its just
 

   E                B

Michael in the bathroom
       C#m             A           E
 
Michael in the bathroom at a party
          B            

I have regret the beers
       E             B 

Michael in the bathroom
    C#        A          G#m

Michael in the bathroom at a party
    A              B  

As I choke back the tears


              A

I'll wait as long as I need
       B

'Til my face is dry
             C#m

Or I'll just blame it on weed
                F#7

Or something in my eye



I'm just 
     E            G#7

Michael who you don't know
C#m         F#7

Michael flyin' solo
    
A          B              A  B    A   B

Michael in the bathroom by himself


    A      B

Knock, knock, knock, knock
   A      B

They're gonna start to shout soon
      A      B

Knock, knock, knock, knock
       A      B

Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
        A      B

Knock, knock, knock, knock
        Bb           C7

It sucks he left me here alone
          Bb           C7

Knock, knock, knock, knock
          Bb           C7

Here in this teenage battlezone
         Bb           C7

Clang, clang, clang, clang
        C            D7

I feel the pressure blowing up
           C            D7

Bang, bang, bang, bang
    Db          Eb7

My big mistake was showing up
       Db          Eb7 

Splash, splash, splash, splash
        Db          Eb7

I throw some water in my face


        Dbm

And I am in a better place
        Gb

I go to open up the door
         A       B 

But I can't hear knocking
 
Anymore


     G#m

And I can't help but yearn
      B

For a different time
   G#m 

But then I look in the mirror

    
And the present is clearer
      A

And there's no denying
      B
I'm just

E       B      C#m       A

      E

... at a party
      A              B

Is there a sadder sight
     E         B

mmmmmmmmmm
   C#m         A       B

Michael in the bathroom at a party
   A/B

This is a heinous night
   A

I wish I stayed at home in bed
     B

Watching cable porn
     C#m

Or wish I offed myself instead
    F#7

Wish I was never born


      E/B

I'm just Michael

Who's a loner
       C#m     F#7

He must be a stoner
   E   G#7

Rides a PT Cruiser
   C#m      F#7

God he's such a loser
 


      E    G#7

Michael flying solo
      C#m       F#7

Who you think that you know
     A      B                        A  B    A

Michael in the bathroom by himself
         B    A   B    A 

All by himself
       B    A  B    A  B 

All by himself


      A  B

When all you know about me
   A  B

is my name
      F#m

Awesome party
     B         E

I'm so glad I came