Michael In The Bathroom (not Finished) Uke tab by Joe Iconis

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I am hanging in the bathroom

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at the biggest party of the fall

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I could stay right here or disappear

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and nobody’d even notice at all

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I’m a creeper in a bathroom

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‘cause my buddy kinda left me alone

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But I’d rather fake pee than stand awkwardly 

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or pretend to check a text on my phone

Abm
Everything felt fine,

           B
when I was half of a pair

Abm
and through not fault of mine


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there’s no other half there, now I’m just

E   B
Michael in the bathroom

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Michael in the bathroom at a party

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Forget how long it’s been, I’m just

     E                     B
Michael in the bathroom

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Michael in the bathroom at a party-
No you can’t come in!

     A        B
I’m waiting it out ‘til it’s time to leave

          C#m                    F#7
and picking at grout as I softly grieve

      E    Ab
I’m just Michael who you don’t know

    C#m             F#7
Michael flying solo

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Michael in the bathroom by himself
all by himself

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I am hiding but he’s out there

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just ignoring all our history

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Memories get erased

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and I’ll get replaced

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with a “new”, “cooler” version of me