Michael In The Bathroom (not Finished) Tab uke di Joe Iconis

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I am hanging in the bathroom

           A9               B           C#m
at the biggest party of the fall

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I could stay right here or disappear

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and nobody’d even notice at all

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I’m a creeper in a bathroom

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‘cause my buddy kinda left me alone

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But I’d rather fake pee than stand awkwardly 

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or pretend to check a text on my phone

Abm
Everything felt fine,

           B
when I was half of a pair

Abm
and through not fault of mine


A         B7
there’s no other half there, now I’m just

E   B
Michael in the bathroom

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Michael in the bathroom at a party

    A9               B
Forget how long it’s been, I’m just

     E                     B
Michael in the bathroom

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Michael in the bathroom at a party-
No you can’t come in!

     A        B
I’m waiting it out ‘til it’s time to leave

          C#m                    F#7
and picking at grout as I softly grieve

      E    Ab
I’m just Michael who you don’t know

    C#m             F#7
Michael flying solo

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Michael in the bathroom by himself
all by himself

           A9      B           A9        B
I am hiding but he’s out there

        A9              B           C#m
just ignoring all our history

  A9             B
Memories get erased

          A9              B
and I’ll get replaced

A9   B            E
with a “new”, “cooler” version of me