The Humans Are Dead Uke tab by Flight Of The Conchords

Am
 The distant future, the distant future,
 It is the distant future, the year 2000.
 We are robots.
 The world is very different.
Ever since the Robot uprising of the mid-90s;
There is no more unhappiness.
 Affirmative.
 We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'.
 Yes, affirmative.
 Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
There is only one kind of dance; The Robot.
 And the Robo-Boogie.
 Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.

Am  
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

               Am                   Dm
The humans are dead, the humans are dead.
                  C                             Dm
We used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses.
               Am
The humans are dead (That's right they are dead)
               Dm
The humans are dead. (They look like they're dead)
             C
It had to be done, (I'll just confirm that they're dead...)
                      Dm
So that we could have fun (Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead)

Dm
 Can't we just talk to the humans?
  F                          Em
A little understanding could make things better.
Dm                                       E7
 Can't we talk to the humans and work to-gether now?
No, because they are dead. Binary solo!

Am        Dm 
 0000001, 00000011,
C         Dm 
 0000001, 00000011.

Am
 0000001,
Dm
 0000001,
C
 000000111,

Dm 
 Come on sucker, lick my battery.

Am       Dm
 Boogie, boogie, (Robo Boogie),
C        Dm
 Boogie, Robo Boogie.
Am
The humans are dead dead, dead dead dead dead dead dooo...