Bus Drivers Song Uke tab by Flight Of The Conchords

Intro:
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...Where I was caught with a friend age 11 sniffing tractor fuel
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We thought we were pretty cool breaking them changing shed rules
F        Gm
But do you see up there?  The banner hanging in the air
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The Presbyterian fair, well I never go, there's too many Presbyterians there
Gm    C
But if you're interested, the fair's in the third weekend of August every year
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But don't bother entering the raffle, it's always won by some kid of the Mayor


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Oh do you hear that sound?The town clock heard from anywhere in town
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Until 1960, there was a little place in Norway, we bought it for a hundred pounds.
Cm         D
Rumor has it they sold it cheap because the chimes were too
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loud

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But every time I hear that sound it makes me so proud


C(Stacato)      E
Look to your left, what a beautiful sight
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It's Paula, Paula Thompson, nee Paula Wright
C    E
Look at her hair, it's still gorgeous even now
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Flowing like the Waimahunga river, which incidentally is to your right
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And is the largest in the area, in terms of volume
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Everybody look at Paula, Look at Paula Thompson

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I always thought I'd marry Paula, but some things just
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don't work out that way
F    Gm
Well that's the most important thing you'll learn on the tour today
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That and the fact that there'll be a toilet break at the
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information center near the mermaid lake


REPEAT INTRO X2


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Paula Thompson born in '54, to a family of four
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To the family next door, take me back next door
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Paula Thompson nee Paula Wright, that's her old house up at
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39, Number 41 was mine, if this old coach could go back in
Dm
time, I'd drive to 1979


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