Love Is... Uke tab by Bo Burnham

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I love you like kings love queens like a gay geneticist loves designer genes
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I need you like New Orleans needs a drought like Hitler's father needed to learn to pull out
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And I want you yeah like a lawyer/mathematician wants some kind of proof
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And I want you yeah like JFK wanted a car with a roof


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Because love is taking that dive then getting really comfortable and peeing in the pool
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And love is a real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool
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And love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain
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And finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate
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And even though he's heart broken he can't complain because he was hungry in the first place


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Because I love you like Dora loves maps like the Pope's toilet loves holy craps
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I need you like a voyeur needs a branch like boys tossing salad needs a little bit of Neverland
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Ranch...
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And I want you yeah like all the gothic kids that look exactly the same never want to conform
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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted nobody to read her fucking diary

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Because a diary is a collection of secret things that nobody's supposed to read
that's the whole point of a diary Millions of people that have breached this little girls privacy
after she was chased by Nazis - kick her while she's down


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And if we met in ten thousand BC I was your caveman you's my cavelady
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If we got hot - we'd start rubbin' if we got hungry - we'd go clubbin'
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There's wooly mammoths but I will protect us - you're making me devolve to a Homo Erectus
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And if we met in 17 I would be a white southern aristocratic plantation owner

and you were my dark-skinned servant lady slave


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Whenever I could get away from the Missus I go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses
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But let's be serious I'd still work you full-time as a slave

There's a difference between romantic language and complete disregard for socio economic trends
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If it was 19 1 I was a Nazi you's a Gypsy on the run - that's a little redundant
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That probably wouldn't have worked out


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Because love is your favorite food for every breakfast lunch and dinner
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And love is the Holocaust - if you don't die quick and you don't get thinner
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And love is being the owner of the company that makes rape whistles
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And even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape
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now you don't want to reduce it at all 'cause if the rape rate declines
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you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales
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Without rapists who's gonna buy your whistles
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Yeah love is all about whistles

 

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