From God's Perspective Uke tab by Bo Burnham

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The books you think I wrote are way too thick.
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Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick?
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And I don't watch you when you sleep.
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Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep

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You're not going to heaven
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Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you?
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None of you are going to heaven
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There's a trillion aliens cooler than you

Am Am Am Am

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You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to
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You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do

Like verse:
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(Pretty obvious, just don't fucking rape people, please, didn't think I had to write that one down for you)

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I don't think masturbation is obscene
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It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen
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You make my job a living hell and I sent gays to fix overpopulation
    G              Am
And boy did that go well


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You're not going to heaven
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Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
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None of you are going to heaven
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You're not my children
         G          Am
You're a bad game of Sims

Am Am Am

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You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to
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You can eat pork 'cause why the fuck would I give a shit?

Like verse:
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(I created the universe, think I'd draw the line at the fucking deli aisle?)
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You argue and you bicker and you fight
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Atheists, Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
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Over what they think is true
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But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you

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You pray so badly for heaven
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Knowing any day might be the day that you die
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But maybe life on earth could be heaven
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Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try

Am Am Am

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My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
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And when you earn it you won't need it need it need it
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My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
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And when you earn it you won't need it

G G G
 
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I'm not gonna give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to
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If you want love then the love's gonna come from you

Chords: by ikstarky