Lower Your Expectations Uke tab by Bo Burnham

4 Chords used in the song: E, C#m, A, B

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Key: E, C#mChords
E E
You want a guy that's sweet
C#m C#m
A A guy that's tough
C#m C#m
A A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
A A
The kinda guy that gets along with your friends
B B
Without being attracted to any of them
E E
A A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy
C#m C#m
A A half good half bad half boy
A A
Loves your brother sensitive but not weak and
B B
Is a great lover calls your mother on the weekend
E E A A C#m C#m
Then you might think that this guy only exists in your mind

Well guess what
B B
You're right

[Chorus]
E E
If you want love
C#m C#m
Lower your expectations a few
A A B B
Cause Prince Charming would never settle for you
E E
If you want love
C#m C#m
Just pick a guy and love him
A A
And if he's got a thing for feet
B B
Say fuck it, sweep me off them

[Verse]
E E
You want a girl that's nice
C#m C#m
A A girl that's not
C#m C#m
Obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot
A A
The kinda girl that you can show to your folks
B B
Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes
E E
A A real girl, a hot girl, a really hot girl
C#m C#m
A A brand new really hot real doll
A A
Wants to impress you doesn't care if you notice
B B
And only ever uses you to tickle her throat with

E E A A C#m C#m
Then you might think that this girl only exists in your mind
B B
She's real
But last week
She died

[Chorus]
E E
If you want love
C#m C#m
Lower your expectations a lot
A A B B
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not
E E
If you want love

C#m C#m
Just pick a girl and love her
A A
Then whip out your dick and let the
B B
Girl you love decline the offer

E E
I don't want a neat freak I don't want a slob
C#m C#m
Or somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job
A A
Cause I won't settle for less
B B
Than perfect
E E
Want perfect children, a perfect life
C#m C#m
Perfect husband or a perfect wife
A A
But deep down I know
B B
I don't deserve it

[Mute]
But

E E
We all deserve love
C#m C#m
Even on the days when we aren't our best
A A
Cause we all suck
B B
But love can make us suck less
E E
We all deserve love
C#m C#m
It's the very best part of being alive
A A
And I would know
B B
I'm almost twenty five

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if you go up +1 its much easier to play
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