Dahmer Does Hollywood Uke tab by Amigo the Devil

[Verse 1]
               Dm                 A
Give or take a few dudes from the bar
         Dm             A
Take 'em home with me
     Dm       A
This night
                Dm               A
Is going to end horribly for someone
    Dm                       A
The tick is just talking away
             Dm                         A
I don't understand what it's trying to say
                     Dm                  A
I think it says I'll drive my car like I stole it
Dm                      A
Drink at the bar like I own it
    Dm         C
And every dime spent
                 A                      Dm       A
Is worth looking good, and that's Hollywood
                      Dm          A
And you know that she would
 
Dm A Dm A Dm A Dm A
 
[Verse 2]
                   Dm         A
I am the son of an asshole
                  Dm                         A
A drinker far too drunk to stay awake at his funeral
               Dm                    A
But that's alright, 'cause I left Milwaukee behind
        Dm           A                              Dm
For this refreshing town with this refreshing meat
     C              A
Meet me down by the bar
We'll go and take this drink
               Dm
Out to the stars
 
F C A
 
[Chorus]
            Dm
So come on, believe me
           F
Follow me home
                      C
There's no judgement here
                       A
We'll laugh a little, drink a little
                Dm
See what you're made of
               F               C
I'm capable of making you disappear
         A                     Dm        A
I am the agent that decides your fate
 
Dm A
 
[Verse 2]
                Dm                           A
My hometown was nice, I didn't have to think twice
            Dm           A
About who I recruited
                 Dm                   A
There wasn't any fame, no one knew my name
           Dm            A
I was so secluded
                   Dm          A
Baptized in bloody water
                     Dm                 A
I'll make you famous one way or another
                       Dm                            C
So you should start to undress and just try a little less
                       A
And I'll drill in your head what you need
To be king of this goddamn city
 
Dm F C A
 
[Chorus]
            Dm
So come on, believe me
           F
Follow me home
                      C
There's no judgement here
                       A
We'll laugh a little, drink a little
                Dm
See what you're made of
               F               C
I'm capable of making you disappear
         A                     Dm        A
I am the agent that decides your fate