Perfect Wife Uke tab by Amigo the Devil

[Verse]
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I sat down to watch the game
 
My wife came in
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She found my cocaine
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I tore out her eyes
 
Now she can't find my supplies
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Or much else
 
[Pre-Chorus]
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Ohhh, what a perfect wife
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Love of my life
 
[Verse]
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She sang along to CCR
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I smashed her face into the VCR
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I choked her 'til her tongue was hanging
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And then I grabbed that thing and pulled it out
 
[Pre-Chorus]
F              E       F   E
Ohhh, what a tasteless wife
 
Love of my...
 
[Chorus]
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Don't say a word my darling
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I know how you feel
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It's been years since I have looked at you this way
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And if I've hurt you
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Please forgive me
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Love makes you do funny things
 
[Verse]
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Her playing the piano
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Sounded like a thirsty camel in a lake
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I took her little fingers
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As a souvenir of her playing
 
[Pre-Chorus]
F               E      F   E
Ohhh, what a talented wife
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Love of my life
 
[Bridge]
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Coming home from work one day
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My wife had found a new way to rig the door
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Shotgun pointed towards me
 
Trigger pulled
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My body lying on the floor
F             E       F   E
Oh, what a talented wife
 
And the last thing she said to me was...
 
[Chorus]
Am
Don't say a word my darling
C
I know how you feel
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It's been years since I have looked at you this way
F
And if I've hurt you
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Please forgive me
                             Am
Love makes you do funny things
 
[Outro]
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