Radio Uke tab by Alkaline Trio

Intro: D    Bm  A (x2)

V1:
D
Shaking like a dog sh*ttin' razorblades
Bm        A                     D  
Waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me
       Bm                  A
Waking up all alone waking up so relieved
            D                                Bm
While you're taking your time with apologies
              A                 
I'm making my plans for revenge
D
  Red eyes on orange horizons
Bm                A                                G
  If Columbus was wrong I'd drive straight off the edge
          A (let ring)
I'd drive straight of the edge.

D     Bm   A
D     Bm   A

V2:
D
Taking your own life with boredom
    Bm        A
I'm taking my own life with wine
D
 It helps you to rule out the sorrow
Bm               A
  It helps me to empty my mind
D
 Making the most of a bad time
Bm                A
  I'm smoking the brains from my head
D                             Bm             A           G 
 Leaving the coal calling the kettle black & orange & red
            A (let ring) 
This kettle is seeing red

Chorus:
D          A               D                 Bm     A
I've got a big fat f*ckin' bone to pick with you my darling
D           A                 D        Bm       A 
In case you haven't heard I'm sick and tired of trying
G
I wish you would take my radio to bathe with you
A (let ring)
Plugged in and ready to fall

V1
Line 4:...I'm plotting out my revenge...

Chorus then D
Bm A                       D 
   Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm A                       D
   Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm A                       D 
   Plugged in and ready to fall
Bm A                       G      A (let ring)
   Plugged in and ready to fall