Maybe I'll Catch Fire Uke tab by Alkaline Trio

Dm                    G
This house is full of ears

Dm                    E7                    
But I can't talk to anyone

   C                                G
They've heard this one a thousand times

 Dm                   G
Most exciting thing I do

 Dm                               E7
Hang half way out a third floor window

  C                         G
Maybe throw lit cigarettes down

 C                    Am
And maybe I'll catch fire

    C              G
Something warm to hold me

   Am              F               G                
Something pure to burn away the darkness 

       C      G       Am  
That hides inside my mind

 C              G                 E7
All that evil shit's not hard to find

   Am      F     G          Am
I guess I only claim to be nice