Ironic Uke tab by Alanis Morissette

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[verse1] 
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An old man turned ninety-eight
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He won the lottery and died the next day
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It's a black fly in your chardonnay
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It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
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Isn't it ironic... don't you think

[chorus]
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It's like rain on your wedding day
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It's a free ride when you've already paid
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It's the good advice that you just didn't take
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And who would've thought... it figures

[verse2]
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Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
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He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
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He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
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And as the plane crashed down he thought, well isn't this nice
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And Isn't this ironic ... don't you think?

[chorus]
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It's like rain on your wedding day
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It's a free ride when you've already paid
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It's the good advice that you just didn't take
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And who would've thought... it figures

[bridge]
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Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
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When you think everything's ok and everythings going right
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And yeah well life has a funny way of helping you out when
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You think evertyhing's gone wrong and everthing blows up in your face
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[verse3]
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A traffic jam when you're already late
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A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
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It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
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It's meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife
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And isn't it ironic... don't you think
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A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...

[chorus]
         D/F# G    D/F#        Em7
It's like rain on your wedding day
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It's a free ride when you've already paid
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It's the good advice that you just didn't take
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And who would've thought... it figures

[outro]
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