Ironic Uke tab by Alanis Morissette

Intro: F#/B B  F#/B G#m7


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An old man turned ninety-eight
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He won the lottery  and died the next day
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It's a black fly in your chardonnay
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it's a death row pardon two minutes too late
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and isn't it Ironic?    Don't you think?


Chorus:
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It's like rain_____   on your wedding day
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It's a free ride______  when you've already paid
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It's the good advice_____  that you just didn't take
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And who would've thought it figures


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Mr. Play-it-Safe was afraid to fly
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He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
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He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
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and as the plane crashed down he thought "well isn't this nice"
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and isn't it Ironic?    Don't you think?


Repeat Chorus

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Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you think everything's
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okay and everything's going right
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And life has a funny way of helping you out when you think everythings gone
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wrong and everything blows up in your face

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A traffic jam when you're already late
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a no-smoking-sign on your zigarette break
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It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
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It's meeting the men of my dreams an then meeting his beautiful wife
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and isn't it ironic?  Don't you think?
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a little too ironic     And yeah i really do think


Repeat Chorus

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Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
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Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
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helping you out