Your New Boyfriend Uke tab by Wilbur Soot

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G G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
B B
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em Em C C
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
Cm Cm
I told her
G G
Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
B B
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em Em C C
If I could change a single thing
Cm Cm G G
I'd make it me and not him

C C
But he's in your bed
Cm Cm G G
I'm in your Twitch chat
C C
I've got the key
Cm Cm G G
And he's just a doormat
C C Cm Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G G G7 G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C C Cm Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G G B B
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C C Cm Cm Am Am
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)

G G
And, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
B B
The one who took you away from me
Em Em
You hit it off instantly
C C Cm Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
G G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
B B
Push against his fashion sense
Em Em
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C C Cm Cm
I'm not gay, though

G G B B
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C C Cm Cm
From back when we were 17
G G B B
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C C Cm Cm
From back when we were 17

G G
How on Earth could I be saved?
B B
When I'm one click away from insane
Em Em
I just think that I deserve
C C Cm Cm
A A little bit of what I earned
G G
I'm not gonna make another scene
B B
The one I made when I was 23
Em Em
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World


C C Cm Cm Am Am

C C
But he's in your bed
Cm Cm G G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C C
I've got the key
Cm Cm G G
And he's just a doormat
C C Cm Cm
'Cause even though he's got social skills
G G G7 G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C C Cm Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G G B B
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C C Cm Cm Am Am
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole

G G B B
I think about you every day (Every day)
Em Em C C Cm Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
G G B B
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Em Em C C Cm Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
G G
'Cause you're beauty
B B
And you're grace (You're grace)
Em Em C C Cm Cm
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
G G B B Em Em
And I want you to notice me
C C Cm Cm
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G G B B
I want you to care
Em Em C C Cm Cm
I want to smell your hair

 

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Knava006 avatar
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this is rlly cool but I wish it had the chords for the little "Woo"s with the trumpet :,)
31 Dec 2020
silly_goose avatar
favorite song at the moment
24 Dec 2020
Dlofy avatar
what strumming pattern do u use :O???
21 Dec 2020
Gray_uke avatar
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what strumming pattern?
19 Dec 2020
Gray_uke avatar
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what strumming pattern?
19 Dec 2020
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flag for US(ISO2) (knoxville)
what strumming pattern?
19 Dec 2020
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flag for US(ISO2) (knoxville)
what strumming pattern?
19 Dec 2020
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flag for US(ISO2) (knoxville)
what strumming pattern?
19 Dec 2020
About this song

“Your New Boyfriend” is the third song in the “E-Girl” series by Wilbur Soot. Originally teased in July on TommyInnit’s Twitch stream, the song was officially released on December 11th. Wilbur is also a streamer on Twitch, which is referenced in the lyrics, and the whole series contains satirical lyrics, poking fun at “simps” and “nice guys” online.The chorus was popular before the song was officially released, with the teaser being circulated on platforms like TikTok and Youtube. Read more on Last.fm.