Your New Boyfriend Uke tab by Wilbur Soot

6 Chords used in the song: A, C#m, F#m, Dm, D, Bm

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3.67
(Intermediate)
Key: A, F#mChords
[Intro]
A A C#m C#m F#m F#m Dm Dm

[Verse 1]
A A*
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
C#m C#m*
When I was a kid on VoIP
F#m F#m* D D
I thought when I'd get older, I'd marry her
Dm Dm
I told her

A A*
But now I'm 26, work in an office
C#m C#m*
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#m F#m* D D*
If I could change a single thing
Dm Dm* F#m F#m
I'd make it me and not him



[Chorus]
D D*
But he's in your bed
Dm Dm* A A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
D D*
I've got the key
Dm Dm* A A
But he's just a doormat

D D Dm Dm
And even though he's got social skills
A A C#m C#m
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D D Dm Dm
Anyway, make the most of him
A A C#m C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
D D Dm Dm
Oh-oh
Bm Bm* Bm Bm*
your new boyfriend's an asshole (Woo)


A A C#m C#m F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
A A C#m C#m F#m F#m D D Dm Dm


[Verse 2]
A A*
Yeah I've met Jared
N.C.
('Course I've met Jared)
C#m C#m*
The one who took you away from me
F#m F#m*
You hit it off instantly
D D Dm Dm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me

A A*
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#m C#m*
Push against his fashion sense
F#m F#m* D D*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
Dm Dm*
(I'm not gay, though)



[Bridge]
A A C#m C#m
But she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
F#m F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
D D Dm Dm
From back when we were seventeen
A A C#m C#m
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
F#m F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
D D* Dm Dm*
From back when we were seventeen



[Verse 3]
A A
How on Earth could I be saved?

When I'm one click away from insane
C#m C#m*
I just think that I deserve
D D Dm Dm
A A little bit of what I earned
A A*
I'm not gonna make another scene
C#m C#m*
The one I made when I was 23
F#m F#m* D D* Dm Dm F#m F#m
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World


[Chorus]
D D*
But he's in your bed
Dm Dm* A A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
D D*
I've got the key
Dm Dm* A A
But he's just a doormat

D D Dm Dm
And even though he's got social skills
A A C#m C#m
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D D Dm Dm
Anyway, make the most of him
A A C#m C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
D D Dm Dm
Oh-oh
Bm Bm* Bm Bm*
your new boyfriend's an asshole (Woo)


A A C#m C#m F#m F#m D D Dm Dm


[Outro]
A A C#m C#m
I think about you every day (Every day)
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
A A C#m C#m
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
A A
'Cause you're beauty
C#m C#m
And you're grace (You're grace)
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
A A C#m C#m
And I want you to notice me
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
A A C#m C#m
I want you to care
F#m F#m D D Dm Dm
I want to smell your hair

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alexbb avatar
the strumming pattern is DDU UDU and DDU UDU UDU UDU
13 Mar 2021
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ItsQ avatar
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capo on the third fret makes it sounds better! I recommend it, but also it sounds fine without tuned down a full step
10 Feb 2021
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Crazy_Cat_Animates avatar
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mute the chords with asterisks, for the other chords let it ring lmao
14 Dec 2020
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Crazy_Cat_Animates avatar
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for the strumming pattern, the parts where I placed asterisks are one strum, and the rest are DDUUDU :))
14 Dec 2020
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Rango_ avatar
Whats the strumming pattern?
14 Dec 2020
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ItsQ avatar
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I did DUDUD for the strumming pattern (twice so it'd be [DUDUD DUDUD]) But it's at a quicker pace, for anyone who's wondering, I'm at a kinda intermediate level, so anyone else who has a better strumming pattern can correct me :)
14 Dec 2020
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scarlettryan avatar
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excuse me while i go play this for the next four hours.
14 Dec 2020
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Rango_ avatar
anyone know the strum pattern?
13 Dec 2020
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roomba avatar
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THANK YOUU youre fast asf btw
13 Dec 2020
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Crazy_Cat_Animates avatar
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sounds better if you tune your uke a full step down, enjoy playing :DDD
12 Dec 2020
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