Your New Boyfriend Uke tab by Wilbur Soot (Baritone Chords)

# Lyrics may change when the full song releases
# *Strum once only

# Verse 1
A*
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
    C#m*
When I was a kid on VoIP
    F#m*
I thought when I'd get older, 
    D*
I'd marry her
   Dm*
I told her

# Verse 2
     A
But now I'm 26, work in an office
C#m
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#m                         D*
  If I could change a single thing
            Dm*             A
I'd make it me and not him

# Verse 3
A*                    C#m
But she's living the dream
F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
     D*                Dm*
From back when we were seventeen
     A
Oh, yeah I've met Jared
N.C.
('Course I've met Jared)
    C#m*
The one who took you away from me
F#m*
   You hit it off instantly
   D
I know, 'cause you won't stop 
  Dm
telling me

# Verse 4
A
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#m
Push against his fashion sense
F#m
   I've thought about what he 
            D*
looks like nude
N.C.                  Dm* A
(I'm not gay, though)

# Chorus
    D*
But he's in your bed
    Dm*                     A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
D*
I've got your key
    Dm*                   A
But he's just the doormat
D                          Dm
And even though he's got social skills
A                    C#m
Doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D                 Dm
Anyway, make the most of him
A                           C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
D-Dm           Bm*
Oh-oh, 'cause your new boyfriend's 
     Bm*
an arsehole
    A 
Woo!