All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes Uke tab by Trixie Mattel

G
I don't want a date for Christmas
G
I don’t need a mouth to feed
C
I don't want to buy you dinner
Cm
Or to take you home with me
G                      B
I just want them in my phone
Em                       Cm
Take some pics when you’re alone
G                 E7
Send some video too
Am7                    D
All I want for Christmas is
 G          Em  C  D
Nudes


G
I don't want a lot for Christmas
G
Just a couple shots I need
C
I don't want ‘em dark or blurry
Cm
Taken on your iPhone 3
G
You don’t need to know my number
G
Send ‘em to my burner phone
C
You can even send on Grindr
Cm
Just as long as you stay home


G                      B
‘Cause I don’t want you here tonight
Em                       Cm
Keep your distance, I’m alright
G                 E7
But, send me one or two
Am7                D
All I want for Christmas is
G  Em  C  D
Nudes

G
I won't ask for drugs this Christmas
G
I won't even ask for blow
C
I just want an unlocked álbum
Cm
Wrap it in a big red bow
G
Send me what I want for Christmas

G
Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa too
C
Gonna get me naughty listed, 
Cm
With a hole-y pic from you

G                             B
Sexy selfies in ring light
Em                  Cm
Cropped and filtered, that’s alright
G               E7
Maybe some Facetune
Am7                      D
All I want for Christmas is
G  Em  C  D
Nudes

(Ba-da-bah!)
B
Oh, I know you’re only
 Em
An Uber ride away
(Ba-da-bah!)
B
And oh, you could come over
Em
But I wish you would stay
Cm
Oh, the snow is blowing
G                 E7
It’s too cold for mistle-hoe-ing
Am7
Baby, don’t regift, take JPEG or a TIFF
          C
If you don’t you can sashay away-ay-ay-ay

   G
I don’t need you up my chimney,
 G
You can stay in Bethlehem
C
I just wanna hear your sleigh bells
Cm
Sliding into my DMs

G                 B
Maybe with enough egg nog
Em                Cm
After New Years, we can talk
G            E7
But until we do
     Am7                D      G          Em     C     D
All I want for Christmas is nudes